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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Dead Corpse

Just sent your Viper pict to a freind. He will probably have to have one now.


5,581 posted on 11/16/2005 1:40:46 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: eastforker
Been hitting all the leftist sites today, when you go down into the sewer it's best to only get slimed once

Sir or Ma'am I salute your courage. Thank you VERY much for going there so WE do not have too? Anything interesting going on in the double digit IQs that infest the Left these days or does it amount to "Bush Lied" still?

5,582 posted on 11/16/2005 1:42:34 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Howdy Doc are you a returning regular or a newbie to the Undead thread like me?


5,583 posted on 11/16/2005 1:43:18 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie
They come stock with OD Green, Grey, or Black finishes on them. They'll do a custom job of just about anything you can talk them in to. Saw one that had the Confederate flag and "the South shall rise again" stenciled on it.

I still haven't decided, but a nice Flectar pattern would be cool...

5,584 posted on 11/16/2005 1:45:03 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

Click the pic for their website. Check out some of those videos they have. Unreal what they put their action through. Not bad for a rifle that clocks in at just under $3k. They make 'em in left and right handed too. Big bonus for a south paw like me...


5,585 posted on 11/16/2005 1:46:31 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
Flectar pattern would be cool...

When the great American Civil War Ver 1.2 breaks out against the Leftists, I want YOU to be my team sniper.

5,586 posted on 11/16/2005 1:48:00 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Dead Corpse

Mr Sand is NOT your freind. Simply AMAZING! What a great job these guys got!


5,587 posted on 11/16/2005 1:53:37 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie
LOL... I'm an ok shot, but I don't know how good I'd stack up against the pro's...

I just like things that go "BANG"!!!

5,588 posted on 11/16/2005 1:57:06 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: MNJohnnie
Read the reviews they link to on their webpage. Now that is a well engineered rifle. Apparently the 3-lug bolt is based off the Browning A-bolt design.

Impressive.

5,589 posted on 11/16/2005 1:58:17 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: MNJohnnie

LOL!
No, I think I'll probably be asleep when the 6,000 marker is hit. Or at least in bed. It may hit tomight, or early in the morning, and I don't usually get on the UT until around 0900 or 1000.
At that time, I'm still trying to wake my brain up.


5,590 posted on 11/16/2005 2:06:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar

Wow. And a 5566, too!
I remember you said last year that it was the People's Soviet of Washington. I'm pretty sure I'm glad I don't live there any more. It was beautiful, like Germany, but...


5,591 posted on 11/16/2005 2:08:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: eastforker

Unngh.

Raining my way, had been in the 50's, but the rain cooled it off quickly.


5,592 posted on 11/16/2005 2:14:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse; MNJohnnie; King Prout; fanfan; Darksheare; All; yall

Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily,
but our bodies don't want us to do too much, so here's a program of
strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

01) Beating around the bush

02) Jumping to conclusions

03) Climbing the walls

04) Swallowing your pride

05) Passing the buck

06) Throwing your weight around

07) Dragging your heels

08) Pushing your luck

09) Making mountains out of molehills

10) Hitting the nail on the head

11) Wading through paperwork

12) Bending over backwards

13) Jumping on the bandwagon

14) Balancing the books

15) Running around in circles

16) Eating crow

17) Tooting your own horn

18) Climbing the ladder of success

19) Pulling out all the stops

20) Adding fuel to the fire

21) Opening a can of worms

22) Putting your foot in your mouth

23) Starting the ball rolling

24) Going over the edge

25) Picking up the pieces

Whew! That's a workout! Now sit down and

26) Exercise caution.


5,593 posted on 11/16/2005 2:14:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse
I just like things that go "BANG"!!!

Well I like things that Snick.....when you pull them out of their scabbard.

I also like things that go bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-

Things that go Whoop whoop whoop whoop........BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM are way cool.

Also like things that go "Click-Click-BOOOM!

and bestest, things that go

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

5,594 posted on 11/16/2005 2:24:18 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Monkey Face
At that time, I'm still trying to wake my brain up.

It's wakes UP???? WOW! Teach me how to do that!

5,595 posted on 11/16/2005 2:27:57 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie

I like things that 'splode and make noise, too! Woo-hoo!

As for trying to wake my brain up, whether it ever makes it completely or not is debatable. Some of my posts indicate that being awake is not evident.


5,596 posted on 11/16/2005 2:32:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL.

I do #'s 8 10, 11,14,15,20 and 22 regularly, but never #26.

*snort*


5,597 posted on 11/16/2005 2:39:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I try to keep them all at a minimum. A gal can't be too careful, y'know!


5,598 posted on 11/16/2005 2:40:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
You have to be a wake to post? Since when? Jim Rob is going to HEAR from me about this new rule. I thoroughly disapprove!
5,599 posted on 11/16/2005 2:42:30 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie

MINE!


5,600 posted on 11/16/2005 2:42:49 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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