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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: tuliptree76

Howya tulip!!


5,541 posted on 11/16/2005 12:18:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Seattle winters...


You get snow too? I just thought it rained 355 days a year there.


5,542 posted on 11/16/2005 12:19:00 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Monkey Face

Howya Monkey!!


5,543 posted on 11/16/2005 12:20:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar
But stupid me just opened my mouth in a discussion, with a probable result of a trip to Minneapolis in the next couple of months

Minneapolis in the next couple of months? Boy they really hate you.

If you have to stay in Minneapolis, let me know, I will buy you dinner. Would love to meet some of the Freepers I talk to daily.

5,544 posted on 11/16/2005 12:22:25 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: sionnsar
Minneapolis wasn't bad, summer 2000.

Summer yes especially if you like Seattle. January.....NO.

5,545 posted on 11/16/2005 12:24:23 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yow IT. How ya doin'.


5,546 posted on 11/16/2005 12:24:53 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: fanfan

Hey FF, still see the sun up there or has it all ready gone south for the Winter?


5,547 posted on 11/16/2005 12:25:43 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie

Ah...yes...now I recall...People's Republic of Minnesota. You have my deepest sympathies...

Wow! I did 5500? (Hmmm...what will I do next, I wonder...?)
;o]


5,548 posted on 11/16/2005 12:26:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: eastforker
Since this is a zottttt thread here is a real zotttt. Tom Cruize kills oprahhttp://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/

Oh that was great. I love this thread.

5,549 posted on 11/16/2005 12:27:14 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: fanfan
Working my be-hind off! Really busy today....a good thing! You?

That's good!

Me, going a bit slow today. Closing in on the end of the meeting minutes, then I'll send them to the chairman and go do my expense reports.

5,550 posted on 11/16/2005 12:27:52 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout


My Leige. Hail and well met.


5,551 posted on 11/16/2005 12:28:06 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: King Prout

It ain't gonna be a wall hanger is it?


5,552 posted on 11/16/2005 12:28:43 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: MNJohnnie

I'm not too bad.


5,553 posted on 11/16/2005 12:29:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

DC you really got to get yourself a .50 Cal


5,554 posted on 11/16/2005 12:30:22 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie
When we're lucky we get some snow. Brightens things up a bit for as long as it sticks, which is rarely long.

Of course, when it snows it brings down trees and powerlines, and because it snows so rarely nobody knows how to drive in it which doesn't really matter because we have so little snow removal equipment few roads get plowed so one might as well stay home. In the cold and dark. *\;-)

Which is why we have woodstoves upstairs and down.

5,555 posted on 11/16/2005 12:31:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: MNJohnnie

LOL.

Yah, she peeks out at us for a few hours/day.

It does start to get dark around 4:30 though, which sucks.

How is it at your end?


5,556 posted on 11/16/2005 12:31:57 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout

Mad Bastard - "Proudly bringing terror into your living room since 1997!"


5,557 posted on 11/16/2005 12:32:20 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: fanfan
Working my be-hind off!

While you are at it, work mine off for me would ya?

5,558 posted on 11/16/2005 12:33:12 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Monkey Face
Wow! I did 5500? (Hmmm...what will I do next, I wonder...?)

6000 to go with the 4000 and 5000 you snagged when my back was turned

5,559 posted on 11/16/2005 12:34:20 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Dead Corpse

nope.
but I don't approve of bow-hunting 4-legged game... not when I have a .30cal rifle.


5,560 posted on 11/16/2005 12:35:16 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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