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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: eastforker; Dead Corpse; sionnsar; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; King Prout; All

Yah. Been there. Did you come here on purpose, or did you just happen to fall in?
This is the Undead Thread, you know. aka The Flying Castle (and other names as well.)
The gym, bars and kitchens are always open, but if you want to go lower than the forges, take someone with you who knows the way back. The corridors down there have a tendency to er..."shift."


5,521 posted on 11/16/2005 10:28:33 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: All

I just LOST an arrow

I definitely need a glove for my string-hand - the Mad Bastard will rip my fingerpads off if I don't

the asymmetry works as advertised: bowhand's metacarpals align with the radius and ulna; bow revolves lazily in the bowhand after loosing the arrow, string delivers a mild slap on the outside of the forearm (instead of skinning the inside surface, like conventional bows have a habit of doing); no recoil in the wrist.


5,522 posted on 11/16/2005 10:31:29 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

All that good news and you got 5522 as well! What a guy!

It sounds as if you have done a darn good job on that bow! When may we expect photos? No hurry (for me, anyway)...just curious.


5,523 posted on 11/16/2005 10:34:41 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout
I use something like one of these...

;-)

5,524 posted on 11/16/2005 10:35:17 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face

Of course I came here on purpose, I get invited by the king himself.


5,525 posted on 11/16/2005 10:37:09 AM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: eastforker

Ah. You mean, The King? Or Elvis?


5,526 posted on 11/16/2005 10:38:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

They have both been sighted have they not?


5,527 posted on 11/16/2005 10:39:07 AM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: eastforker

Not is recent history. At least, not by me. ;o]


5,528 posted on 11/16/2005 10:39:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: eastforker

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The November Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The October Chronicles

5,529 posted on 11/16/2005 10:40:39 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Monkey Face
Hey look! I got the 5530!

which means nothing....

5,530 posted on 11/16/2005 11:33:34 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; fanfan

Where is everyone today?


5,531 posted on 11/16/2005 11:38:29 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Monkey Face

pics this weeekend sometime


5,532 posted on 11/16/2005 11:45:54 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Dead Corpse

if i intended to hunt with it, that'd be a good item


5,533 posted on 11/16/2005 11:47:01 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Ouch..


5,534 posted on 11/16/2005 11:48:11 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Dead Corpse

It does, too! It was good for a laugh!!


5,535 posted on 11/16/2005 11:56:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

Kewl!


5,536 posted on 11/16/2005 11:56:51 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

question: what'd be the Japanese for "Mad Bastard"?

(please say something other than "baka yaro")


5,537 posted on 11/16/2005 12:01:35 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: eastforker

Hi eastforker, been awhile.

(A few zot threads back, wasn't it?)


5,538 posted on 11/16/2005 12:06:07 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: sionnsar

Working my be-hind off!

Really busy today....a good thing!


You?


5,539 posted on 11/16/2005 12:06:56 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face
Where (pray, tell) is "here?"

The Twin Cites (of Taxes and Socialism) in the State of Minnesota in the United States of America.

We're supposed to get up to 79 today. No clouds. Slight breeze. :o]
5,500 posted!!!

Just keep racking up those ZEROS!

5,540 posted on 11/16/2005 12:18:02 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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