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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

howdy.

whaddayamean "Mad Bastard: bringing terror into living rooms since 1997"?


5,561 posted on 11/16/2005 12:36:16 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: sionnsar

At least you're not in an airport.

;-)


5,562 posted on 11/16/2005 12:36:26 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

LOL.
Sure, just get it up here.


5,563 posted on 11/16/2005 12:37:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

I'll let you know. I talked with a couple of our guys who just returned from there, and it sounds probable that at some point I'll be going to Golden Valley.


5,564 posted on 11/16/2005 12:37:56 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Darksheare

yeah.
lost another one this noon.
not broken, just lost in the underbrush.
Mad Bastard "points" easily enough, azimuth-wise, bit getting a handle on elevation will obviously need some practice.


5,565 posted on 11/16/2005 12:38:21 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face; MNJohnnie
Ah...yes...now I recall...People's Republic of Minnesota. You have my deepest sympathies...

He and I have similar afflictions. Mine is called The People's Soviet of Washington, aka The EvergreeD State.

5,566 posted on 11/16/2005 12:40:31 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: sionnsar
do my expense reports.

YES, that $200 I gave Free Republic is TO a legitimate Business Expense!!! It's a mental health fee!

5,567 posted on 11/16/2005 12:42:04 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: fanfan
At least you're not in an airport. ;-)

LOL! Yes, there is that... life is good! *\;-)

5,568 posted on 11/16/2005 12:42:57 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: King Prout

I thought "baka" was "stupid". "Taito" is "insane" and probably closer to what you are looking for. So it'd be "Taito Yaro", or literally "crazy farm hand".


5,569 posted on 11/16/2005 12:46:09 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar
because it snows so rarely nobody knows how to drive in it

Snows here all the time and no one knows how to drive in it. That's why I work a "hardship shift" to avoid having to commute during "rush hour".

5,570 posted on 11/16/2005 12:46:56 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: All; yall

Got to go for a bit...


5,571 posted on 11/16/2005 12:47:12 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: MNJohnnie
Got my eye on one of these...

Gimme some time. I still want a gas piston upper for my AR. Having a tack driver is fun, but I want something to convert the lower up to a full on space gun.

5,572 posted on 11/16/2005 12:48:57 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah but some people just don't know. I don't always post to a ping but I always read. Today is a funky day, waiting for the inevitable hit I'm afraid. Gonna happen sooner or later.


5,573 posted on 11/16/2005 1:06:37 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: MNJohnnie

Been hitting all the leftist sites today, when you go down into the sewer it's best to only get slimed once.


5,574 posted on 11/16/2005 1:08:29 PM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: Dead Corpse

Wow. Shiny.


5,575 posted on 11/16/2005 1:25:04 PM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: sionnsar
Which is why we have woodstoves upstairs and down.

Spent many hours chopping and hauling wood as a kid. As an additional heat source, my dad added a Wood Burner to our basement. Really does nice things to warm up a house.

5,576 posted on 11/16/2005 1:31:13 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: fanfan
How is it at your end?

Cold, windy just enough snow to be ugly. Winter is here.

5,577 posted on 11/16/2005 1:32:16 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: King Prout
it's what a website says that you find if you put Mad Bastard in your Internet search engine
5,578 posted on 11/16/2005 1:33:30 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: sionnsar
I'll be going to Golden Valley.

Cool, Shellys Woodroast does great "Minnesota Food" and it is a microbrewery too. Probably you will stay at one of the Hotels around I 394 so it would be easy to meet there. I love going out to fancy places. Always offer to buy any Freeper Dinner when they come to town.

5,579 posted on 11/16/2005 1:36:52 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Dead Corpse
Got my eye on one of these...

YUMMMMY Even got to love the paint job on it!!!

5,580 posted on 11/16/2005 1:38:45 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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