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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

To post a picture, it has to be hosted. There are many sites that will do this for you.

If all you want to do is copy a picture, you can do that very easily. I suspect you need hosting service.

In the meantime, shall I add you to my occasional "Flight Plan" updates? Our next journey is scheduled for December 27. We're heading for Mars!


5,441 posted on 11/15/2005 9:11:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

WOW! I hear the water on Mars may not be all frozen. Read an article on it today. Maybe we can go find out for NASA?


5,442 posted on 11/15/2005 9:14:15 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: King Prout

CONGRATULATIONS!


5,443 posted on 11/15/2005 9:15:24 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: MNJohnnie

Our plan is to arrive within access distance to both Olympus Mons and the Valle Marinaris. If there is water flowing anywhere on Mars, it would be there.

We work very closely with NASA, but they have to officially "disavow any knowledge of our existence."


5,444 posted on 11/15/2005 9:19:21 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76
I knew someone who was very big on pilates.

I don't know how exactly it helped her, but it seemed like pretty good exercise by her description.

5,445 posted on 11/15/2005 9:23:14 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: NicknamedBob
But after that we get to exile Bill Maher to one of the moons of Jupiter RIGHT?
5,446 posted on 11/15/2005 9:23:29 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: EsmeraldaA

HI Esme!


5,447 posted on 11/15/2005 9:24:38 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

It works muscles that I didn't know I had. LOL!


5,448 posted on 11/15/2005 9:25:37 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie
Hello there!

I have seen you around. hehe hehe

How are you?
5,449 posted on 11/15/2005 9:28:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I got lost but finally found my way home!


5,450 posted on 11/15/2005 9:30:04 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie
I'm in favor of Amalthea. It has a lovely view.



http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/galileo/amalthea-art-browse.jpg

5,451 posted on 11/15/2005 9:31:59 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout
women beat men hollow in leg-strength

Any time any of the ladies what to do leg presses or squats with me we can test this little theory out.

5,452 posted on 11/15/2005 9:32:42 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie
Really?
You always seemed quite at home. Maybe it was just my perception.

So; you didn't answer. How are you?
5,453 posted on 11/15/2005 9:33:49 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob
But we just exile him, not make him go splat. Make him go splat over too quickly. I want to wire his shed so we can watch him go nutser. Give it speakers too so we can taunt him.
5,454 posted on 11/15/2005 9:34:05 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: Monkey Face
Wow, I go away for a week, a mere 7 days, and you start hogging all the zeros!!!! At this rate we will get to 65,535 in NO time!!!

4,000 posted on 11/12/2005 3:19:45 PM PST by Monkey Face

5,000 posted on 11/14/2005 12:58:42 PM PST by Monkey Face

5,455 posted on 11/15/2005 9:38:28 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie

Don't forget to thank Doc Tulip for 5439.

So your plan is to make Maher the next MST3K prisoner?


5,456 posted on 11/15/2005 9:38:56 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Really? You always seemed quite at home. Maybe it was just my perception. So; you didn't answer. How are you?

I am well thank you. How are you? I'm Berry Busy!!! Getting house winterized. Snowing here right now.

I get to meet a couple of US Senators in Dec! Not real sure to be trilled or annoyed with them right now. Never been in a "Smoky back room" before. Going to be cool. Or course, the Senators will probably never be quite the same again! :-)

5,457 posted on 11/15/2005 9:41:34 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: NicknamedBob
So your plan is to make Maher the next MST3K prisoner?

I like the way you think Cowboy!

5,458 posted on 11/15/2005 9:42:19 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: tuliptree76
Where are my manners! Thank you Dr T76 for this most useful and educational post.

To post a picture, you have to upload it to a site that hosts pictures. There are quite a few free sites that allow you to do that. I use http://www.imageshack.us (if you create an account you can manage the pictures). Once it's uploaded, you just type the html commads for it... < img src="web address for picture" height=XX> (there is supposed to be no space between the < and img, but I had to put it in there so that it would show up

5,459 posted on 11/15/2005 9:43:57 PM PST by MNJohnnie (America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
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To: MNJohnnie; NicknamedBob

It's about time!

You're welcome, Johnnie. ;-)


5,460 posted on 11/15/2005 9:46:09 PM PST by tuliptree76
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