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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: MNJohnnie
To post a picture, it has to be hosted. There are many sites that will do this for you.
If all you want to do is copy a picture, you can do that very easily. I suspect you need hosting service.
In the meantime, shall I add you to my occasional "Flight Plan" updates? Our next journey is scheduled for December 27. We're heading for Mars!
5,441
posted on
11/15/2005 9:11:34 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
WOW! I hear the water on Mars may not be all frozen. Read an article on it today. Maybe we can go find out for NASA?
5,442
posted on
11/15/2005 9:14:15 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: King Prout
5,443
posted on
11/15/2005 9:15:24 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: MNJohnnie
Our plan is to arrive within access distance to both Olympus Mons and the Valle Marinaris. If there is water flowing anywhere on Mars, it would be there.
We work very closely with NASA, but they have to officially "disavow any knowledge of our existence."
5,444
posted on
11/15/2005 9:19:21 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: tuliptree76
I knew someone who was very big on pilates.
I don't know how exactly it helped her, but it seemed like pretty good exercise by her description.
To: NicknamedBob
But after that we get to exile Bill Maher to one of the moons of Jupiter RIGHT?
5,446
posted on
11/15/2005 9:23:29 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: EsmeraldaA
5,447
posted on
11/15/2005 9:24:38 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
It works muscles that I didn't know I had. LOL!
To: MNJohnnie
Hello there!
I have seen you around. hehe hehe
How are you?
To: EsmeraldaA
I got lost but finally found my way home!
5,450
posted on
11/15/2005 9:30:04 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
I'm in favor of Amalthea. It has a lovely view.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/galileo/amalthea-art-browse.jpg
5,451
posted on
11/15/2005 9:31:59 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: King Prout
women beat men hollow in leg-strength Any time any of the ladies what to do leg presses or squats with me we can test this little theory out.
5,452
posted on
11/15/2005 9:32:42 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
Really?
You always seemed quite at home. Maybe it was just my perception.
So; you didn't answer. How are you?
To: NicknamedBob
But we just exile him, not make him go splat. Make him go splat over too quickly. I want to wire his shed so we can watch him go nutser. Give it speakers too so we can taunt him.
5,454
posted on
11/15/2005 9:34:05 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: Monkey Face
Wow, I go away for a week, a mere 7 days, and you start hogging all the zeros!!!! At this rate we will get to 65,535 in NO time!!!
4,000 posted on 11/12/2005 3:19:45 PM PST by Monkey Face
5,000 posted on 11/14/2005 12:58:42 PM PST by Monkey Face
5,455
posted on
11/15/2005 9:38:28 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie
Don't forget to thank Doc Tulip for 5439.
So your plan is to make Maher the next MST3K prisoner?
5,456
posted on
11/15/2005 9:38:56 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: EsmeraldaA
Really? You always seemed quite at home. Maybe it was just my perception. So; you didn't answer. How are you?
I am well thank you. How are you? I'm Berry Busy!!! Getting house winterized. Snowing here right now.
I get to meet a couple of US Senators in Dec! Not real sure to be trilled or annoyed with them right now. Never been in a "Smoky back room" before. Going to be cool. Or course, the Senators will probably never be quite the same again! :-)
5,457
posted on
11/15/2005 9:41:34 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: NicknamedBob
So your plan is to make Maher the next MST3K prisoner?
I like the way you think Cowboy!
5,458
posted on
11/15/2005 9:42:19 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: tuliptree76
Where are my manners! Thank you Dr T76 for this most useful and educational post.
To post a picture, you have to upload it to a site that hosts pictures. There are quite a few free sites that allow you to do that. I use http://www.imageshack.us (if you create an account you can manage the pictures). Once it's uploaded, you just type the html commads for it... < img src="web address for picture" height=XX> (there is supposed to be no space between the < and img, but I had to put it in there so that it would show up
5,459
posted on
11/15/2005 9:43:57 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(America is safest when the US Congress is on recess)
To: MNJohnnie; NicknamedBob
It's about time!
You're welcome, Johnnie. ;-)
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