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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: fanfan

thanks!


4,461 posted on 11/13/2005 1:43:06 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: calrighty
LOL.

That usually happens around 10:30, but can happen as late as 2:30.


Hey!

Thats not 3 things at once!
4,462 posted on 11/13/2005 1:48:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; King Prout; NicknamedBob; calrighty; EsmeraldaA; ...

Good afternoon.


4,463 posted on 11/13/2005 1:52:38 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Hi!


4,464 posted on 11/13/2005 1:54:22 PM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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To: King Prout

I'm enjoying myself, watching you make it come together.


:-P


4,465 posted on 11/13/2005 1:54:25 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Aspirin C?
4,466 posted on 11/13/2005 1:55:19 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi!

Did you have a good day?


4,467 posted on 11/13/2005 1:55:50 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

Howya tulip!!


4,468 posted on 11/13/2005 1:56:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

It was okay, I guess. I had to run some errands. I discovered that my car was egged out in the parking lot, so I had to take that through the car wash. Add garage to the list of things that I want once I get a full time job...


4,469 posted on 11/13/2005 1:57:26 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

It could be the same thing,...does it match the description?



The difference in names would be due to marketing.


4,470 posted on 11/13/2005 1:57:54 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout

And are you taking care of both?


4,471 posted on 11/13/2005 1:58:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

Hello!


4,472 posted on 11/13/2005 1:59:04 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan
Tastes like really awful lemonade?

It is aspirin in powder form with vitamin C. Works great for hangovers.

4,473 posted on 11/13/2005 2:02:26 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: tuliptree76
Awww.

That sucks.
The jerk-cowards!

I had my car scratched and gravied a few years ago.

2003.

KFC gravy is really hard on paint.
I left it in our parking lot for the weekend, and the gravy was dried on to the paint fairly well by the time I discovered it.
4,474 posted on 11/13/2005 2:03:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

shhhush


4,475 posted on 11/13/2005 2:03:37 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: fanfan

I still have a little left to scrape off.


4,476 posted on 11/13/2005 2:05:13 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL.

I've never tried it for hangovers.

I'll keep that idea.

Thanks!


4,477 posted on 11/13/2005 2:05:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

Do you think it was directed towards you, or was it random?


4,478 posted on 11/13/2005 2:07:21 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: calrighty
OK.

4,479 posted on 11/13/2005 2:08:45 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

Sometimes justice prevails. A friend of mine caught a kid spraypainting graffiti on his fence. He grabbed the kid and spraypainted him black......hair and all : )


4,480 posted on 11/13/2005 2:12:03 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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