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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: EsmeraldaA

I know, but's it's better to try and stand on your own feet as much as possible.


4,441 posted on 11/13/2005 1:17:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I think they are gloves made from the leather of baby goats.

Ergo,....


4,442 posted on 11/13/2005 1:18:01 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Maybe.


4,443 posted on 11/13/2005 1:20:10 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I agree.

I refrain from taking medicine as much as possible.

If I have a fever I take ASA, etc. of course, but I do want to monitor my body, and I can't do that if I'm masking all the symptoms.


4,444 posted on 11/13/2005 1:21:08 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Painkillers are benign in comparison to antibiotics.


4,445 posted on 11/13/2005 1:24:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yeah, but "We all need somebody to lean on"

Better to call the doctor unnecessarily then to die without calling him. Yeah those are the two extremes :)

But head injuries can be tricky things

4,446 posted on 11/13/2005 1:25:29 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Here it is......


kid·skin Pronunciation (kdskn)
n.
Soft leather made from the skin of a young goat.



Trying to make me more intelligent by forcing me to look things up, eh?

My parents used to do that to me.

Hmmmm.


4,447 posted on 11/13/2005 1:26:06 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yup.


4,448 posted on 11/13/2005 1:27:05 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Thanks for that.

Trying to make me more intelligent by forcing me to look things up, eh?

AHHHH!! Busted!!

4,449 posted on 11/13/2005 1:27:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

One of those lemon drinks....


4,450 posted on 11/13/2005 1:29:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

"With some guys, just lying on the couch and drinking a beer is enough of a burden to suit them."

I aim to conquer this problem this evening.


4,451 posted on 11/13/2005 1:30:53 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Like neocitran? (sp)
4,452 posted on 11/13/2005 1:31:06 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: calrighty
I aim to conquer this problem this evening.



?

You are going to do three things at once?
4,453 posted on 11/13/2005 1:33:04 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Is it like Lemsip?


4,454 posted on 11/13/2005 1:33:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Yep, I managed to do it once or twice before.


4,455 posted on 11/13/2005 1:38:42 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I would imagine so.

Fights your fever, provides pain relief, and helps you sleep.

Lemon powder, just add boilng water.

? same thing ?


4,456 posted on 11/13/2005 1:38:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: calrighty

So what is the third task?




4,457 posted on 11/13/2005 1:39:55 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I think we are talking "ice and drugs" at this point


4,458 posted on 11/13/2005 1:41:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan

Yes.


4,459 posted on 11/13/2005 1:42:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Making it from the couch to my bed!


4,460 posted on 11/13/2005 1:42:56 PM PST by calrighty ( Watch " The Beeber Story ", written by al baby, produced by Hugh Series. Troops BTTT)
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