**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I knew that one.

Q. What does a blonde say after sex?

A. Are you guys all on the same team!

[trisham]

Your Element Is Air

You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!

What's Your Element?

Hmmmmmm.

[JimWforBush]

"Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way."

I loved that one.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

that's OK, maybe one will survive.

[peacebaby]

good thing you don't have visuals for THAT one.

[ArGee]

ArGee, that's MY DAD'S JOKE! You're not that old!

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was and he said, "You are, son."

I'm not sure I get it. Can anyone explain it to me?

Shalom.

[Fierce Allegiance]

good thing you don't have visuals for THAT one.

Ahh, but I do!

[ArGee]

Hit 'em where the cherries grow!

She got in trouble for the insult.

Stealth posting to follow. Highlight this post at your own risk to see the stealth posting.

Our team had walnuts.

Shalom.

[peacebaby]

oh, geez that's funny!

[JimWforBush]

[Sax]

Nigerian gangs laugh at pitbulls (notice the truck-chain leashes):

[hattend]

I've never heard of a "Steak and Shake". Is it a regional franchise?

[r-q-tek86]

I will walk around the rest of the day with SPAM on my head as a gesture of atonement.

PICTURES!!!

[colorcountry]

They all should stand. Only those people with dirty minds will get them.

oops, Did I just impunge our integrity?

[peacebaby]

better keep the visuals to yourself or you'll be on hiatis along with TheBigB (we mishhh you B) - and ArGee will have to host the OFST, and then were'd we be?

[shoffma1999]

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that .

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else."

These three had me cracking up.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Fierce Allegiance]

You really do look like a flaky-tect!

[ArGee]

ArGee will have to host the OFST, and then were'd we be?

I must protest!

DOWN WITH PROTESTS!

Shalom.