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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^
| 6/10/05
| F/A
Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!
Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:
By entering this silly thread, I promise to
Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chicks body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question Is Civil Engineer an oxymoron? Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a Pearls Before Swine cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder whats so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use series instead of serious and hugh instead of huge. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to Young Frankenstein. Ignore this thread.
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KEYWORDS: cheesymoose; cowbells; dirtyoldbabes; dirtyoldmen; hotstuff; moosecheese
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I knew that one.
Q. What does a blonde say after sex?
A. Are you guys all on the same team!
661
posted on
06/10/2005 10:36:54 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dillybird
Your Element Is Air |
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! |
Hmmmmmm.
662
posted on
06/10/2005 10:37:31 AM PDT
by
trisham
("Live Free or Die," General John Stark, July 31, 1809)
To: The SISU kid
"Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way."
I loved that one.
663
posted on
06/10/2005 10:37:58 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: colorcountry
that's OK, maybe one will survive.
664
posted on
06/10/2005 10:38:16 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
good thing you don't have visuals for THAT one.
665
posted on
06/10/2005 10:38:19 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
Comment #666 Removed by Moderator
To: peacebaby
ArGee, that's MY DAD'S JOKE! You're not that old! I asked my dad what his favorite joke was and he said, "You are, son."
I'm not sure I get it. Can anyone explain it to me?
Shalom.
667
posted on
06/10/2005 10:38:43 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: peacebaby
good thing you don't have visuals for THAT one.Ahh, but I do!
668
posted on
06/10/2005 10:39:54 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Hit 'em where the cherries grow! She got in trouble for the insult.
Stealth posting to follow. Highlight this post at your own risk to see the stealth posting.
Our team had walnuts.
Shalom.
669
posted on
06/10/2005 10:40:05 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: shoffma1999
670
posted on
06/10/2005 10:41:04 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
To: Dillybird
671
posted on
06/10/2005 10:41:05 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Nigerian gangs laugh at pitbulls (notice the truck-chain leashes):
672
posted on
06/10/2005 10:41:09 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: nuke rocketeer
I've never heard of a "Steak and Shake". Is it a regional franchise?
673
posted on
06/10/2005 10:41:13 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I will walk around the rest of the day with SPAM on my head as a gesture of atonement. PICTURES!!!
674
posted on
06/10/2005 10:42:03 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
They all should stand. Only those people with dirty minds will get them.
oops, Did I just impunge our integrity?
675
posted on
06/10/2005 10:42:36 AM PDT
by
colorcountry
(Um....I got nothin')
To: Fierce Allegiance; ArGee
better keep the visuals to yourself or you'll be on hiatis along with TheBigB (we mishhh you B) - and ArGee will have to host the OFST, and then were'd we be?
676
posted on
06/10/2005 10:43:10 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
To: Dillybird
"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that .
Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else."
These three had me cracking up.
To: Dillybird
678
posted on
06/10/2005 10:44:55 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
To: r-q-tek86
You really do look like a flaky-tect!
679
posted on
06/10/2005 10:45:21 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: peacebaby
ArGee will have to host the OFST, and then were'd we be? I must protest!
DOWN WITH PROTESTS!
Shalom.
680
posted on
06/10/2005 10:45:23 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
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