**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Dead Corpse]

I've got tatoos. Lots of Marines do.

Thanks for your opinion that Marines are heroin addicts or criminals.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Dashing Dasher]

You tell 'em!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I do not think it was anything personal!!

[PaulaB]

Thats OK we don't need them...we just need these guys!!! God Bless the USA

[peacebaby]

[Dead Corpse]

Just trying to make a counter point.

[colorcountry]

New tagline...

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

That was the funniest all day! Too bad I'm a woman...it loses something in the translation.

[papertyger]

What is the problem with tattoos.

As someone once said "a tattoo is permanent evidence of temporary insanity."

;o)

[Fierce Allegiance]

A tattoo is not a sign of a Marine nor a Marines requirement. Several of my college classmates whom I am still in contact with are officers in the Marines, and many NAVY guys on assignment with the Marines. Very few have tattoos.

I was a coastie, but was never drunk enough to want a USCG tattoo. If you like tat's, that's great.

I naver made the assertion that Marines are criminals nor heroin addicts. As someone on the porn threads said of you & me, that's a strawman arguement.

Thanks for your service

[Dead Corpse]

Also no surprise.

Your Element Is Fire

Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame. You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out. You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable. You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go. Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive. Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.

What's Your Element?

[LongElegantLegs]

Of course, the desirability of the tattoo is inextricably linked to the suitability of the canvas...A bad tattoo can make a normal person look like a crack-head.

[Dashing Dasher]

I just read that joke and considered posting it when I saw this....

I'll just sit quietly and giggle...

[Fierce Allegiance]

What kind of "men" do you hang with? YIKES!

[JimWforBush]

Your Element Is Air

You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!

What's Your Element?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

As someone once said "a tattoo is permanent evidence of temporary insanity." ;o)

I like this better. "A tattoo is putting a little bit of your inner self on your outer self." (RIP Lenny)

[JimWforBush]

New tag line.

[Dashing Dasher]

I have some very good buddies that are Coasties.

Some of the sickiest dudes I've met in a long time...


;-)

[fredhead]

Card from the "Mad Magazine Game":
"If you like this game, cross you legs, sit on your hands, and cackle like a chicken. Also lose $200.00." (Notice, the object of the game is to lose all of your money.