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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****
All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

Posted on 06/10/2005 6:01:56 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.


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To: Constitution Day

LOL


161 posted on 06/10/2005 7:41:58 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Dashing Dasher
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162 posted on 06/10/2005 7:42:32 AM PDT by MamaTexan (God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

That's IF she's a beer drinker ;)


163 posted on 06/10/2005 7:42:35 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Yes, I saw the poll....

How unoriginal and.... yawn...


164 posted on 06/10/2005 7:42:38 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: peacebaby

You forgot the last >


165 posted on 06/10/2005 7:43:17 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

166 posted on 06/10/2005 7:43:29 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: martin_fierro

that is a piece of art. nice work.


167 posted on 06/10/2005 7:43:39 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: najida
Don't say I never gave you nothin'.

Monkey toes don't freak you out, do they?
168 posted on 06/10/2005 7:43:45 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: peacebaby

1) Right-click on the photo (the link you posted was to the website itself)
2) Copy & paste the img URL: http://dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/braille.jpg
3) Type in < img src="" > and paste the URL inside the quotes.
(Remove the spaces I put after < and before >.)
4) Hit preview and see if it works!


169 posted on 06/10/2005 7:44:07 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Burger-Eating War Monkey)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Ya gotta love Johnny Bravo.


170 posted on 06/10/2005 7:44:19 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: LongElegantLegs

nah, too busy ogling the chest to notice.


171 posted on 06/10/2005 7:44:46 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Ok, I am here Officially. I can't believe my company had the nerve to make me work this morning. You have to like an Architect with a sense of humor.
172 posted on 06/10/2005 7:44:58 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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To: Fierce Allegiance; martin_fierro
What is the problem with tattoos. They are sexy. I love looking at them and getting them.

Remember, "It's all about the pain, the ink and jewelry are just souvenirs.".

173 posted on 06/10/2005 7:45:10 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
????
174 posted on 06/10/2005 7:45:23 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Okay, now I'm in a quandary...

Papa has a hilarious pic called *alien breasts*, but it's...well...questionable.

Think I should post & hope?

LOL

175 posted on 06/10/2005 7:46:16 AM PDT by MamaTexan (God -- Bless and keep our troops ............... past, present, and future!)
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To: najida

LOL That's great.


176 posted on 06/10/2005 7:46:33 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: girlscout

I once had a Navy performance eval with the statement: Has rather acerbic and anti-social personality which gets him in trouble with his peers and superiors on a regular basis.


177 posted on 06/10/2005 7:47:01 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: peacebaby

It's ending in htm which isn't a picture,
change it to jpg.


178 posted on 06/10/2005 7:47:12 AM PDT by najida (Adrenaline, sugar, caffiene and chocolate....breakfast of champions.)
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To: Constitution Day
second try
179 posted on 06/10/2005 7:47:42 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hillary Clinton as president of America, over my dead body.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?


180 posted on 06/10/2005 7:48:03 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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