Posted on 01/07/2005 7:49:08 AM PST by JustAmy
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So was Jag's 'David'. But he didn't last a nano second.
Being "fair" is the name of the game....imo.
Thank you for posting Naked!, Amy.
I knew that Marissa would influence you to be more playful.
:)
Good evening,Mayor. Thank you for the Daily Bread.
Hope all is well with you. Did Mrs Mayor have any trouble getting out of LA?
The weather and it's aftermath are horrible here.
We lost power for over an hour yesterday and my satellite connection is sporatic. There is so much static on my telephone line that it is almost impossible to use it.
We saw one stretch of road with at least 6 power poles down. Trees were uprooted by the winds after being waterlogged by the rain.
If I disappear again, you'll know why. :)
Thanks for the music last night, Victoria.
If I disable my firewall, I can listen to the music.
My son found some of my problems. I can now print documents again and he found the word documents that I couldn't find.
Yes she arrived this morning at 10 am..
She said the weather was lousy, but the show went ok.
I didn't realise it was that bad in your neck of the state.
Please be safe, Prayers for you!
Good evening, IA.
This time my absence was unavoidable. The high winds caused major power outages with downed trees and power lines.
Hope you are staying dry.
Good evening, A-G.
Hope you are having a great weekend.
Semi-dry would be a more honest answer. It is still raining elephants here:)
You too!
I liked the Graphic that Billie made for "Naked". It is a cute poem and a great graphic.
Thank you.
Stopping by to say 'Hello'
P.S. Bought my shoes for the Freeper Ball, I went with a 'sensible' shoe. Wanted pretty, but when I attended the Ball in 2001, my feet were not happy with my 'pretty' shoes. I like the idea of comfy elephant slippers and ballerina slippers.
This weather is more of an inconvience than anything. We are not near any streams or rivers. Thanks for the prayers.
The maintenance people are doing a good job of closing streets with dangling power lines. They are working around the clock to get power restored.
Back to the game. Have a great night. Jets! Jets! Jets!
My son found some of my problems. I can now print documents again and he found the word documents that I couldn't find.
Right on! Glad you're able to listen music as well.
Take a look at this, it's kinda funny.
THINGS YOU LEARN IN THE MOVIES
1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
16. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)
17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
18. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
27. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
Woohoo! Good for you, Colleen.
Evening, Mayor. Hope everything is going well with the pluming you fixed last night.
Okay. Well, I'm outta here. Sleepy and it's getting late for this early bird.G'night, Amy. See you manana. :^D
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