Posted on 06/29/2022 12:54:18 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The walls are closing in on former President Trump. In an explosive bombshell unprecedented star witness testimony yesterday, Cassidy Hutchinson told everyone that she heard Mark Meadows say that a Secret Service agent's friend's cousin's husband once heard that one of Trump's other aides said she thinks she heard him say he wanted to "do an insurrection."
"Yes, that's totally what I heard someone say Trump said to someone who told it to them," said Cassidy Hutchinson. "He literally said 'Let's do an insurrection.' And then he threw a plate at the bust of Martin Luther King." Hutchinson then started sobbing uncontrollably.
The committee confirmed that the Secret Service agent's friend's cousin's husband who heard the aide say what she thought she heard is "an upstanding witness of the most unassailable character."
"This is looking really bad," said conservative folk hero Adam Kinzinger. "This might finally be the beginning of the end for Trump, who we are discovering was the evilest president to ever be elected." Kinzinger then started sobbing uncontrollably.
The hearings are expected to heat up even more next week when the committee brings in Johnny Depp to testify - according to sources close to Johnny Depp's agent's cleaning lady's great aunt.
If you have an Insurrection that last longer than four hours, seek medical help and next time; take the red pill.
One of the few times the title of the Bee’s article was the definite clue....
Well, maybe not salt. That sort of implies they might be useful later on. I’d hate to shake a bit of them on my French fries.
But I just wish they’d get the whole story out there. I heard Trump was killing chickens in the back of the Beast with his bare hands. And what about when he picked his dog up by the ears? And how many times did he really fall off his bike? I’ll bet he skips out on bar tabs? Did he steal Klintons’ furniture from the WH? There’s just gotta be more?
She might even be Trump’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate . . .
This was priceless.
That’s completely bogus. It was the cousin’s wife, not husband. People don’t want to recognize trans women. Typical MAGA freaks!
Fricckin Ferris
She just got a new lawyer recently. It could be the first one told her to keep her mouth shut because her story was full of holes. The second one pry hates Trump so much that he pushed her to testify, even though her testimony was mostly hearsay.
Cassidy sure brought the JSIXER Panties to life yesterday. Federections EVERYWHERE!
Another ditzy friggin’ broad.
Peach Fo Fi
When did the Bee stop writing satire?
That dang Bee done stung me again........LOL
I heard it from Amber Heard great grandmother’s gay son’s husband’s adopted son wife’s brother in law’s dry cleaner... 🤓
Thought it was a Daily Mail Headline.
Cassidy Hutchinson, WRITE a book!
If you are on the side of Hitchinson you are are on the side of Ukraine. You hear that Williams. You traitor. We will be waiting.
Meadows is a Uniparty snake. Same with Pompeo.
Yes, did he steal the B from the keyboards? Did he have sex with that lady Monica Lewinsky with a cigar... 🤓
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