Well, maybe not salt. That sort of implies they might be useful later on. I’d hate to shake a bit of them on my French fries.
But I just wish they’d get the whole story out there. I heard Trump was killing chickens in the back of the Beast with his bare hands. And what about when he picked his dog up by the ears? And how many times did he really fall off his bike? I’ll bet he skips out on bar tabs? Did he steal Klintons’ furniture from the WH? There’s just gotta be more?
Yes, did he steal the B from the keyboards? Did he have sex with that lady Monica Lewinsky with a cigar... 🤓