"I've got such an insurrection..."
"Ooooh....uhm....Yeah, yeah I have a raging insurrection, too!"
Posted on 06/29/2022 12:54:18 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The walls are closing in on former President Trump. In an explosive bombshell unprecedented star witness testimony yesterday, Cassidy Hutchinson told everyone that she heard Mark Meadows say that a Secret Service agent's friend's cousin's husband once heard that one of Trump's other aides said she thinks she heard him say he wanted to "do an insurrection."
"Yes, that's totally what I heard someone say Trump said to someone who told it to them," said Cassidy Hutchinson. "He literally said 'Let's do an insurrection.' And then he threw a plate at the bust of Martin Luther King." Hutchinson then started sobbing uncontrollably.
The committee confirmed that the Secret Service agent's friend's cousin's husband who heard the aide say what she thought she heard is "an upstanding witness of the most unassailable character."
"This is looking really bad," said conservative folk hero Adam Kinzinger. "This might finally be the beginning of the end for Trump, who we are discovering was the evilest president to ever be elected." Kinzinger then started sobbing uncontrollably.
The hearings are expected to heat up even more next week when the committee brings in Johnny Depp to testify - according to sources close to Johnny Depp's agent's cleaning lady's great aunt.
And he was at 31 flavors too
Sounds about right..and what is HILARIOUS is that they are still running with the lie..even though the secret service confirmed she is a liar they are still running with the lies
Heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend!
Wasn’t that a phrase from a song!!!???
I thought that the Bee was supposed to be satire.
LOL! Thanks for the laugh.
Our system is so dysfunctional the parodies almost write themselves.
"I've got such an insurrection..."
"Ooooh....uhm....Yeah, yeah I have a raging insurrection, too!"
It is times like this that I wish the man upstairs would come down and turn these evil morons into a pillar of salt.
“....said something to the effect of”
Now that’s some pretty hard hitting hearsay with some personalized editorial interpretation.
They do not care that they are lies. It is all for show to their ignorant base that cannot think for themselves and will believe everything they spew out, no matter how ridiculous or insane it is.
“For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable – what then?”
― George Orwell, 1984
“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern...Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”
― George Orwell, 1984
“In a way, the world−view of the Party imposed itself most successfully on people incapable of understanding it. They could be made to accept the most flagrant violations of reality, because they never fully grasped the enormity of what was demanded of them, and were not sufficiently interested in public events to notice what was happening. By lack of understanding they remained sane. They simply swallowed everything, and what they swallowed did them no harm, because it left no residue behind, just as a grain of corn will pass undigested through the body of a bird.”
― George Orwell, 1984
Weird how that never leaked out over the past 18 or so months eh? 🐂💩
There for a moment....it sounded like Cassidy’s testimony.
LMAO!!
This was my first thought when the fake story came out. Anything they could have used against Trump would have been used same day.
I agree..its more obvious everyday we cant co exist with these vermin
Just give Him time. Maybe not salt but dirt for sure!
“Take It on the Run,” by REO Speedwagon, circa 1980.
I Heard It Through The Grapevine might be appropriate.
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