Jan. 6 Committee Says Cassidy Hutchinson Told Them That She Heard Mark Meadows Say That A Secret Service Agent’s Friend’s Cousin’s Husband Once Heard That One Of Trump’s Other Aides Said She Thinks She Heard Him Say He Wanted To 'Do An Insurrection'

Babylon Bee ^ | 06/29/2022 | Babylon Bee

[Islander7]

If you have an Insurrection that last longer than four hours, seek medical help and next time; take the red pill.

[marktwain]

One of the few times the title of the Bee’s article was the definite clue....

[OldWarBaby]

Well, maybe not salt. That sort of implies they might be useful later on. I’d hate to shake a bit of them on my French fries.

But I just wish they’d get the whole story out there. I heard Trump was killing chickens in the back of the Beast with his bare hands. And what about when he picked his dog up by the ears? And how many times did he really fall off his bike? I’ll bet he skips out on bar tabs? Did he steal Klintons’ furniture from the WH? There’s just gotta be more?

[Olog-hai]

She might even be Trump’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate . . .

[sauropod]

This was priceless.

[ConservativeInPA]

That’s completely bogus. It was the cousin’s wife, not husband. People don’t want to recognize trans women. Typical MAGA freaks!

[al baby]

Fricckin Ferris

[MikelTackNailer]

The Bee is a little late on this one - Laz and others were all over this yesterday. Posts 4, 22, 123, 202, 211, 289.

[Prince of Space]

She just got a new lawyer recently. It could be the first one told her to keep her mouth shut because her story was full of holes. The second one pry hates Trump so much that he pushed her to testify, even though her testimony was mostly hearsay.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Cassidy sure brought the JSIXER Panties to life yesterday. Federections EVERYWHERE!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Another ditzy friggin’ broad.

[bray]

Peach Fo Fi

[parmamenian]

When did the Bee stop writing satire?

[Dawgreg]

That dang Bee done stung me again........LOL

[Deplorable American1776]

I heard it from Amber Heard great grandmother’s gay son’s husband’s adopted son wife’s brother in law’s dry cleaner... 🤓

[JerseyDvl]

Thought it was a Daily Mail Headline.

[Mark]

Cassidy Hutchinson, WRITE a book!

[circlecity]

If you are on the side of Hitchinson you are are on the side of Ukraine. You hear that Williams. You traitor. We will be waiting.

[The Fop]

Meadows is a Uniparty snake. Same with Pompeo.

[Deplorable American1776]

Yes, did he steal the B from the keyboards? Did he have sex with that lady Monica Lewinsky with a cigar... 🤓