why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: Conspiracy Guy

You're one of those people with no need for sleep, obviously. :-) I, on the other hand, am a total whackjob without it. (Not that I'll turn into a female Howard Dean or anything like that... but well, you know, I like my seven or eight hours a night when I can get it.)

Besides, Chris sometimes comes back to me in my dreams. Maybe he'll tell me what to post on FR tomorrow...

(Oh boy, that sounded weird. Time to log off before total nutjobbiness ensues!)

761 posted on 07/01/2004 6:55:07 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: Jim Robinson

Jim, I assure it wasn't me who posted this article! Kinda wish I did, but I didn't! :-)

762 posted on 07/01/2004 7:01:24 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Hinneh, mah tov umah na`im shevet 'achim gam-yachad!)

To: Vigilantcitizen

I love the phoenix, as it's the symbol of my home town, Atlanta, symbolizing it's "rising out of the ashes" after her destruction during the war between the states.

I never knew that. Chris's first fiance, who's an FR lurker, lives in Atlanta, and my folks have been there a number of times, but I never got that far south, myself.

Chris's mom (sadly, I never met her as she'd been dead some ten years when he and I met) wrote some novels that were set in New York and Connecticut during the Civil War period and beyond. They're out of print now, but I've read them, and if you like that sort of stuff, they're good (well-researched).

Anyways its late, I ramble... goodnight!

*Turns into pumpkin as clock strikes midnight*
*Thinks, "what a big pumpkin" and turns out of it again*

763 posted on 07/01/2004 7:01:31 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)

To: Zionist Conspirator

I've had to deny complicity in certain threads myself.
As well as denying any involvment with certain thread subjects dealing with fire, flood, famine, possessed appliances run amok, and astronomical phenomena.

But this thread has FR Classic written all over it.

764 posted on 07/01/2004 7:08:42 AM PDT by Darksheare ("There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")

To: KangarooJacqui

765 posted on 07/01/2004 7:09:23 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Looks like the swing and graveyard shifts really came through for us on this one!

766 posted on 07/01/2004 7:44:33 AM PDT by OSHA (Note to Self: They always suspect the husband first.)

767 posted on 07/01/2004 7:50:19 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

You're right about that! I've been to the website (which I'd never heard of before) and it's awful! Seems to be h*ndu-b*ddhist in orientation since it advocates absolute religious freedom (ie, religious subjectivism) and condemns chr*stianity and the Bible (!!!) as "Communist" and "Nazi" exactly as it does the moslems!

I don't agree totally with the Jewish Task Force (I object in particular to their racial obsession) but I hope they at least are not implicated in this other site in any way.

768 posted on 07/01/2004 7:53:58 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (HaShem Melekh, HaShem malakh, HaShem yimlokh le`olam va`ed!)

To: Conspiracy Guy

I think Igore lost the brain again!

769 posted on 07/01/2004 8:04:33 AM PDT by OSHA (Note to Self: They always suspect the husband first.)

To: Spackidagoosh

Juws is what you get when you squeeze berries.

770 posted on 07/01/2004 8:05:46 AM PDT by gopheraj

The Jar was labeled A B Normal

771 posted on 07/01/2004 8:06:22 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Zionist Conspirator

It is pretty funny in a way.
BUT, you gotta wonder about those who take it seriously.
*shudder*

If they are implicated in that site, that may mean trouble for them.
(I know, hedging on the 'may' part..)

772 posted on 07/01/2004 8:08:26 AM PDT by Darksheare ("There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")

To: Conspiracy Guy; OSHA

I deny complicity in whatever disaster happened and am hiding any evidence thereof.

773 posted on 07/01/2004 8:10:18 AM PDT by Darksheare ("There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")

Hey, good morning, everyone! There I went, thinking this whole thing was just another Sterno nightmare, but it looks as if this little thread is as real as those mysterious thingies you find floating in the cuspidor in the morning. Whaddyaknow?

Me, I had a great evening - thanks for asking - and I know this because of the trail of beer bottles I had to wade through on the way to the outhouse. Swear they weren't there yesterday, well, most of 'em, anyhows. So I'm sitting there thinking that it's a pity that Sears Roebuck isn't in the mail-order catalog business anymore, because the pages from My Life are tough to tear off and aren't very absorptive and you end up having to wash cheap ink off your butt. Anyone else have this problem?

774 posted on 07/01/2004 8:15:33 AM PDT by Billthedrill

Since you have the time machine. Go to the beginning of this thread and foretell of the huge response.

775 posted on 07/01/2004 8:16:47 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

A future you is currently in use of it.
He said something about a date with the missus that went 'somewhat' sour due to forgetting 'something err.. important' and 'matches for the candles'.
I think your future self had only 5 minutes in which to get the urgent mission done, he said something about having had ot run into the broom closet to use the device, and the likely embarrassment of having to wander back out of said storage area with the items searched for but time was of the essence and improvisation was needed.

So, don't forget the matches and the something important.
(And thus the trip by your future self will be 'undone' and uneeded.)
*phew*
So whatever it was that happens, don't forget the items.
They're important.
Dunno what 'they' are or how far into the future it is, but I did hear the need for matches.

776 posted on 07/01/2004 8:23:01 AM PDT by Darksheare ("There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")

That was next week but I handled it two weeks ago. Check the hall closet. The device awaits your mission. You must not fail. You can not fail.

777 posted on 07/01/2004 8:26:29 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Drove my Jaguar to the Quagmire. But the Quagmire was dry.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; Darksheare; The Scourge of Yazid

"'Shhhh! That is not supposed to be told to the general public."
"Dear General Public,"
"Fedora was only kidding."

I was kidding in that post, but at the same time, somewhere on FR, someone was being series. . .

778 posted on 07/01/2004 8:29:35 AM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)

To: Conspiracy Guy

OKers.
That's under control.
*phew*
Will head back, dunno if I'll be able ot get a word in edgewise in thread.
Preparing temporal distortion.
Hoping no-one throws orange rinds through at me this time..

779 posted on 07/01/2004 8:29:43 AM PDT by Darksheare ("There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")

To: Fedora; Conspiracy Guy; The Scourge of Yazid

And on another thread there was something hugh, and another thread was winding down.
And there was something stuning about it all.

780 posted on 07/01/2004 8:31:17 AM PDT by Darksheare ("There is no help for you, the tagline army marches on! Join us or... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz")

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