why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[beckysueb]

My daughter drove 40 miles to get to Walmart this morning and everything that was on sale was already gone. She was so mad. She just wanted one lousy little game and everything was already gone by 6:30 AM. There are professional shoppers here who have this stuff down to a science. They bring about 4 0r 5 people with, grab a cart, and head sraight to the aisle where the item is that they are after and while 3 of them block for the shopper, the one person clears off the shelf, then shopper # 2 takes over and they keep doing that till they get all 4 or 5 or however many carts full. Then there is nothing left when the other shoppers can finally get to it.

[beckysueb]

What does one have to do to become one of the family?

[beckysueb]

ping

[Monkey Face]

Welcome to the family!

;-)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Welcome to the Family

{{{{beckysueb}}}}

Hmmmm That has a certain mafioso undertone.

[BenLurkin]

[Monkey Face]

Awwwww....;-)

Thanks!

You're too kind!

[Monkey Face]

Last post?

[Monkey Face]

(sigh)

One would think everyone is shopping today.

*GAH!*

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Thanos:

Do not weep for me, cuddly Earth creature. THANOS WILL OBLITERATE YOUR PATHETIC SOLAR SYSTEM!!!

(Thanos glares menacingly.)

[Monkey Face]

*Gee, Harmless! That sounds menacing! Too bad Thanos doesn't know the other side of the Harmless Teddy Bear...*

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Michael Corleone:

So...you want to be part of "The Family", do you?

[Monkey Face]

"Michael Corleone:
So...you want to be part of "The Family", do you?"

LOL!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

You mean to tell me, THERE'S A DARK SIDE TO HTB???

C'mon!

(Dismissive "Get oughta here!" hand gesture.)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

You mean to tell me, THERE'S A DARK SIDE TO HTB?(!)

C'mon!

(Dismissive "Get outa heah!" hand gesture.)

[Monkey Face]

"You mean to tell me, THERE'S A DARK SIDE TO HTB???
C'mon!

(Dismissive "Get oughta here!" hand gesture.)"

Naw. I wouldn't tell you that. I never saw a "dark side"!

*giggles under breath...*

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

My favorite horror show...ever.

TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE

(Accompanied by creepy theme music and wide pan of a decaying, monochrome forest.)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Asheron:

I am the god killer. The First Dark Hunter. I command Charonte demons. I died and yet I live. This world is mine. So bring it on ya whimp!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I keep my dark side stuffed in a closet.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Doesn't it get lonely in there?