why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Monkey Face]

"Well, okay. If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me."

Good enough to be my own! ;-)

[Darkchylde]

Is it just you & me right now?

[Dead Corpse]

As long as you don't give me something too bitter or burning, I'll be fine.

A spritzer is like carbonated grape juice with a suprise. ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

Cool! Printed that out... I'm sure Zon will get a kick out of it... thanks...

[Darkchylde]

A surprise? It's not a sock in the eye kind of surprise, right?

[Dead Corpse]

A sock? No. Sorry. No hosery is involved. Is that a foot fetish kinda thing? ;-)

After one or two, someone without a lot of drinking experience would be wondering where that rosey glow is coming from. Other than that, just like punch. No burn or bitterness at all. Like a wine cooler.

[Tax-chick]

I'd say it's because warrior societies tend to be societies where you might as well be dead, as far as the comforts of life go. Do they have antibiotics, anesthesia, and air conditioning? Fuggedaboutit. So you might as well be gloriously dead as opposed to living out your natural life with what passes for dentistry in warrior societies.

Good luck with your house! Don't put your baby in day care if you can avoid it!

[Darkchylde]

A foot fetish.... I'm not telling.

Never had a wine cooler... until last year, I
thought a wine cooler was a cooler for wine.

Stop sniggering.

[Tax-chick]

Most of what they call "coolers" these days are actually malt-based ... that is, BEER. Bleah. You can find "light wines" in the grocery store ... wine with fruit juice, what my kids call "Mama's Pink Drink." Or just mix your cheap box wine with Diet 7-up.

[Dead Corpse]

No sniggering at all. The first time Zon told me to mix her a half and half wine/sprite drink I thought that I'd misheard her. Turns out, they are actually quite tasty.

I'm currently enjoying a Captain and diet Coke. Mixed it a bit strong but the taste is still good.

That roast in the oven is starting to smell awful good as well. Almost time to add the carrots. Yum....

[Monkey Face]

Sangria is a "light wine" that is not malt-based, and preferable (to me) to wine coolers.

Although, if I could have my druthers, Idruther have Moselle, or Rhine Wine; with Friexnet (sp?) sparkling wine as a close 2nd.

If I have to drink "hard stuff" I stay with clear liquor to cut back on hangovers.

[Tax-chick]

Nargle. We have bacon, eggs, biscuits, and wine. Time to go the grocery store again ...

Is your wife's name really "Zon," or is that short for something?

[Darkchylde]

Yeah, but I'm not yet old enough to buy or
consume alcohol & I doubt I'll be allowed
once I am 'cause I'll still look too young.

No matter, I can wait...

[Monkey Face]

"I'm currently enjoying a Captain and diet Coke. Mixed it a bit strong but the taste is still good."

Add some lime to it! Argh!

[Tax-chick]

When I left home for college, my Dad told me never to drink anything that didn't come out of a bottle with a label that I recognized from home. It led to some peculiar libations ... brandy and Diet Root Beer? ... but at least I didn't end up in the hospital after drinking the Red Stuff They Mixed Up in the Sink.

[Tax-chick]

Carry a picture ID. Drinking age in Texas was 19, when I was 19!

[Monkey Face]

I believe it still is, now...maybe 18...one can serve it in a bar when one is 18...

[Darkchylde]

I think I might have to write this down...
there's no way I'll be able to remember this
for another whole year, before my first legal drink.

[Tax-chick]

My parents didn't care about "legal" as long as we were at home. Ask us again in a year, on "Bride of the Undead Thread!"

[Darkchylde]

I live in NY. I'm 19, but have been mistaken
for a girl as young as 12, but usually 14.