why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Getting close to the 50,000 mark. This is insane, LOL!

[Not A Snowbird]

After-action report from Parent-Teacher night on Wednesday...

I joined the hoards of parents (impressed at how many there were) to eyeball my daughter's teachers and get a quick summation of her progress.

Met five of her six teachers, discussed her propensity to goof off and talk in class and identified missing work that had dropped three grades to a "C".

One teacher took a full fifteen minutes to go through all the missing work that led to her current grade of "F" ("F" as in, are you FREAKING kidding me?) Positively identified this teacher as the one liberal loony toon who thinks there's going to be a draft.

Stood in line behind a liberal dad with his green-haired liberal son; overheard him react with shock to his son's two girl friends who said they were Bush supporters. When he laughed and told them, "Bush? You'll grow out of it" I jumped in and told them, "No, you won't." Got funny look from liberal dad.

Ended up at the local bar with other shellshocked parents, identifiable by their vacant stares and mumbling.

Went home and grounded the kid.

[Dead Corpse]

LOL... I try not to smile at people. My face falls into naturally grumpy lines, smiling only makes me look derranged.

As for dainty... dainty can be a good thing on some people. About the only thing even remotely dainty about me is my long, curled eye lashes.

You sure you weren't just hungry? ;-)

[international american]

I must say, this has been a splndid evening....
Waiter, my check please??

[Dead Corpse]

50k is still 15.5k short of our goal.

[Tribune7]

bump

[Not A Snowbird]

LOL... I made sure I paid cash for my drink and didn't run a tab. I live only about a mile from our favorite watering hole, but I take no chances with DUI.

Not so sure about the other parents... some of them may still be lying on the floor.

[Dead Corpse]

Went home and grounded the kid.

Kids get off easy these days. My first failing grade saw my room stripped of everything accept clothes, bed, and my homework. For a MONTH. No allowance and my parents requested progress reports.

My grades came back up sharply.

[OSHA]

Very thoughtful and insightful and totally out of character for the UT. :^)

[Victoria Delsoul]

We're getting there, slowly but surely we'll accomplish our goal, haha.

[Dead Corpse]

Bump? At this stage of the game? Are you kidding me?

[Dead Corpse]

Not just that... but seeing as how asshat liberals keep getting themselves Zotted... we'll have a never ending supply of beebers to stune and pave over.

[Darkchylde]

I hate smiling, but I know people who go to extreme length to get me to...
'cause I have a "cyuuuute" smile (everything about me is "cyuuuute"... grrr)

I'm dainty enough guys think they'll break me, but I
have two older brothers... so I'm tougher than I look.

Hungry? You mean besides being annoyed she kept
moving the plate, jamming it into the roof of my mouth?

[Victoria Delsoul]

That's for sure, liberals are the best comic supply we have.

[Not A Snowbird]

We haven't gotten to that point yet, but it remains on the table as an option.

I get really fed up with being told every night that homework is done only to find out she's failing classes because of missing work.

Of course, it's not her fault. She started in with the excuses as soon as I got home, but I cut her off and told her I didn't want to hear it. She's lucky her dad's out of town; between the two of us he's the yeller. I'm the calm, cool, dignified one. (Bwahahahaha!) No, really. I am.

(Three more years... she'll be eighteen... will I make it?)

[Conspiracy Guy]

That is a crying shame.

[4CJ]

(Yes, even you :-).

[*Sally Field voice*] Really? You really, really like me?

[Dead Corpse]

Cute? Beautiful maybe, but I don't know about this "cute" stuff. ;-)

Tough cookie eh? That has been exactly my fear for some of my past love interests. I'm an awefully large specimen even though I'm only 5' 10". My neck is probably bigger around than your waistline (21"). I'm like a really tall dwarf or a very short rock troll.

Those upper plate series are a pain. Having the nozzle of the x-ray machine pointed almost right at your eye is a tad disconcerting as well...

[freedumb2003]

I can't seem to post.

[Dead Corpse]

You'll make it. Sounds like y'all are covering the bases as good as I hope to be able to do someday. Ana has a few years to go... ;-)