why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[freedumb2003]

No onion, no olive, eyeballs on Holloween

[lavrenti]

Ask that nice lady over there if she thinks a holiday for candy is a good idea.

BTW, should we be handing out treats with Arafat is officially, really, like-yeah he is, dead?

[tuliptree76]

I just missed being 900

[Darkchylde]

I see bad haiku
in many school books in use.
I weep in much pain.

[Dead Corpse]

Oopps. Sorry about that. Been fighting with a new joystick set up on Pacific Fighters. Obnoxious. I think there may be something screwy with the driver.

[tuliptree76]

No big deal. I should have waited a few more seconds before I hit "post." LOL!

I'm not good with video games and joysticks and stuff like that.

[Dead Corpse]

It turns out, neither am I. I can shoot the heck out of any FPS out there, but I appear to be a complete moron come time for some Ace fighter combat action.

[NicknamedBob]

This is a haiku... (5, 7, 5)


A different story.
All that ever comes to me.
Never a full story.


Good catch, though!

[Fedora]

Lavrenti says he thinks you'd like my holiday idea :)

[freedumb2003]

We seek forty K
The filler is sadly weak
But fill we must do

[tuliptree76]

What's an FPS?

[NYC GOP Chick]

Lavrenti says he thinks you'd like my holiday idea :)

I don't even have to look at it to know that Lavrenti would like an ass-kickin'!

[Dead Corpse]

First Person Shooter. Doom. Unreal Tournament. America's Army. Stuff like that. You are the character running around from their perspective. Mas funnage.

Picked this up used for $30. Supposedly a decent flight sim stick, but somethin' ain't workin' quite right. Probably one of those things that you just get to a certain point and go, "Oh, darn. Is that all it was?"

For some reason I can get my main guns to fire, but not drop bombs no matter how I configure things. Driving me to a bit of distraction I tell ya'....

[Darkchylde]

There are other ways of writing a haiku, with which I've experimented
a bit. There's 2-3-2, 3-5-3, 5-12, 8-9, & 5-9-3 just to name a few.

[tuliptree76]

Ooooh okay. I tried playing games like Doom and 007 with my brother before and I'm terrible at them. LOL!

[NYC GOP Chick]

[lavrenti]

Ha, you should talk!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yes, I should, Mr. Big Shot!

[lavrenti]

You don't use that, do you?

[freedumb2003]

Thanks for pushing me towards the 40K which I will be stealing.

And G-d bless you for hanging tough in NY. They think NY is blue, but I know you are part of the anti-blue and next time, who knoes?