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With National Review and other publications basically on their knees in front of Mitt Romney, we want to know who is more conservative. Is it Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich? Since Mark R. Levin brought this up on his show, we want to know what you think. What do you say?

Alexandria, VA – Fresh off his ranking as the third most listened to talk radio host in America, Bad-Ass Comics© has created the new Mark R. Levin Action Figure™ for their new comic strip. The action figure is reportedly sweeping the nation, and more importantly, it’s not for kids, it’s for adults. That right! It’s for adults! Bad-Ass Comics© says that the action figure was “specifically designed to kick Statist ass!” Arty Spellman – the creator of the Mark R. Levin Action Figure™ – says that there isn’t a better person to fight Statists for American liberty than Mark R....

We want to know what you would do with the pages of Obama’s recent Ossawatamie speech. Would you burn it, wipe yourself with it, wipe yourself and then mail it back to the White House? What do you say?

Announcer’s Voice: Hey, guys and gals! Where do you go for a good old-fashioned political lynching? Guys and Gals: Where? Announcer’s Voice: You go to Politico! Guys and Gals: Politico? Announcer’s Voice: Thaaaatttt’ssss right! Politico…the place where everyone goes for good old-fashioned political lynchings. No other news source quite strings ‘em up like Politico. Once a long-standing tradition of the New York Times, now Politico has taken the noose! And boy have they run with it!

With Herman Cain leaving the primary race, whom do you throw your support behind? Is it Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachamnn, Rick Santorum, or whom? We want to know what you think? What say you ping list?

Should Herman Cain drop out of the race? Or should he stay in the race until the voters tell him to leave? Does he fight? Or does he leave? And if he should leave, why? What do you say?

Scene Opens To The White House Kitchen As Chefs Are Preparing Routine Meals It’s the holidays and that means goodies and treats! It also means that Barack Obama is kicking his campaign reelection efforts into high gear. So, he’s offering some wonderful desserts to go along with his Soy Candles, Glass Ornaments and Yoga Pants. This year he’s offering his tasty Monkey bread and delectable Silky Chocolate Balls.

As Mark Levin suggests, which candidate is likely to fight to begin the return to a Republic? After examining all of the candidates, which candidate is going to fight the establishment in Washington? Which candidate is it that will “take the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” and return them back ten fold? What candidate will promote the most conservative agenda for America and its people? And remember, there hasn’t been one vote for one candidate in one single state. What do you say?

Does this latest accusation suggest that the left is indeed afraid of Herman Cain? Or is there something else there? Does her past give us any answers? Is she a gold-digging whore? Or is Herman Cain a philandering adulterer

Do the recent endorsements of Newt Gingrich’s immigration policy spell the end of his campaign? Or does it even matter?

Is your man a RINO? Does he have that awful stench that says, “Open Borders?” Has he aspired to a higher public office, but has yet been able to get over the hump because of his nasty policies on illegal immigration? If you’re a woman that’s stuck with a man like that, then there’s only one thing you can do. You need a bottle of Deport, cologne by Adam LeDouche, designed specifically to cover up the awful odor of RINOs. “This is a one-of-a-kind cologne,” claims LeDouche. “Its musty, woody fragrance covers up the ‘I’m for open borders’ scent. Splash...

A shot of Ron Paul appears, deep on the campaign trail in Davenport, Iowa. Here, Paul stops to make an appearance at the Iowa 80 Truckstop to pitch his policies to the day in and day out truck drivers. Paul, thinking: Mmmm…a new constituent. Let’s see if I can wow them with my rock solid conservative principles. The constituent turns and runs when he gets a look at Ron Paul’s hair. Camera quickly goes to Mitt Romney, adorned in an Italian suit and standing at the foot of the White House.

Parma, Italy – Effective today, the Earth’s destruction by mankind is eminent. That danger is coming directly from one of the top ten ways of destroying the Earth, getting sucked into a giant black hole. The method is problematic, but possible, considering the rapid increase in technology. NASA says that black holes are “evolutionary endpoints of stars at least 10 to 15 times as massive as the Sun.” According to NASA, black holes are formed when a star undergoes a supernova explosion.

When he’s all alone, Mitt gets into his PJs, stands in front of the mirror and sings a little Kiss and just has to know, do you love me? Take it away, big daddy, Mitt… You really like my limousine You like the way the wheels roll You like my seven figure salary And how strong I sound on Hannity’s show, but Do you love me, do you love me Do you love me, really love me You think I look good on my private plane My money will really let me fly You like the hotels and Brooks Brothers...

Take it away, Barry… You keep saying you’ve got something for me Something you call borders, but confess You’ve refused to give up any of the West Bank (Oh, yeah) And now Sarkozy is getting all my best...

Have you ever wondered why those freaks in Occupy Wall Street like urinating on each other? I’m pretty sure there’s nothing in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution that permits urinating on other people. Of course I’m not an expert on the Constitution...

When Barack Obama speaks to us, why does he always look like a prick when he does it? After all, shouldn’t a president show a little emotion? But Obama doesn’t.

Having stepped in it for three years, what kind of poop would Obama's policies be?

The Right Elective Decisions want to know who does Free Republic support for POTUS? Who Should Be The Republican Nominee For POTUS?

In February of 1775, the British Parliament declared the Massachusetts colony in open rebellion, authorizing British troops the power to kill the rebels. Lt. General Thomas Gage gave the order to destroy stores and quell the rebellion. So began the Battle of Lexington, the American Revolution and the quest for liberty. And on this day, we remember all of those who have served in that capacity, granting us the ability to indeed pursue liberty and happiness. From Breed's Hill to Afghanistan, the U.S. Military has secured those unalienable rights, insuring it will indeed be passed on to our posterity. So...