Andy Rooney’s Random Thoughts On America

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/16/11 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

When Barack Obama speaks to us, why does he always look like a prick when he does it? After all, shouldn’t a president show a little emotion? But Obama doesn’t.

[writer33]

satire ping!

[MNDude]

Imagine the rants he’s making now.

[writer33]

No, kidding.

[Jack Hydrazine]

To whom? St. Peter at the pearly gates? I don’t think he’d be allowed in because he isn’t funny anymore but simply a cranky, complaining, curmudgeonly Leftist!

[dfwgator]

You ever notice how hot the flames are down here?

[Texas Eagle]

When Barack Obama speaks to us, why does he always look like a prick when he does it?

Click pic to hear MsNBC's Mark Halperin answer the question in his own words....

[Matchett-PI]

"When Barack Obama speaks to us, why does he always look like a prick when he does it?..."

"...No one is going to tell a leftist what he can and cannot mock, since knee-jerk adolescent rebellion is at the core of leftism. If they can’t blaspheme, what’s left for them? Just so long as you don't mock their sacred cowpies, Obama being a steaming example. ....

"...The cosmos is not just a tale told by a tenured idiot, full of sound and fury but signifying short hours and a nice paycheck. Rather, it is a vehicle of Ultimate Meaning, as it is a lifeline tossed down from above, not an ivory tower of babbling idiots built from below, prick by prick.

[Matchett-PI]

"....Unlike brick-and-mortar prisons, one can live one's entire life without awareness of being imprisoned, so long as one doesn't breach the invisible walls. Touch one of the walls, however, and the snipers begin firing from the parapets.

"For example, in this prison it is permissible to smear a non-leftist president with the the most evil and over-the-top epithets -- nazi, mass murderer, racist, war criminal -- but happen to notice that our president is kind of a dick, and you'll be spending some time in the gulag. ...."

"If the essence of tyranny is the denial of freedom and therefore self-discovery and development, then the pneumacognitive prison of the west is built with pricks of political correctness.

HERE bttt

[Cyber Liberty]

Heh. Sounds just like him. TFTP!

[cuban leaf]

That was hilarious! I understand he was fired for it. He’ll be better off.

[writer33]

Thanks for the links, Matchett.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt :)

[WashingtonSource]

Hilarious. I wish he did say this before he died.

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, CL.

[writer33]

And now thanks for the bump, too. :-)

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, WS.

[Titan Magroyne]

bmfl

[StAnDeliver]

“Did you ever wonder how a half-black, half-white guy managed to inherit the worst of both?”

[StAnDeliver]

“Did you know there’s a ‘No Farting’ sign in the Express Elevator to Hell? Like so many Americans, I had to find out the hard way...”