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Barack Obama Is Offering You Delectable Holiday Treats
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/30/11 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/30/2011 3:22:07 PM PST by writer33

Scene Opens To The White House Kitchen As Chefs Are Preparing Routine Meals

It’s the holidays and that means goodies and treats! It also means that Barack Obama is kicking his campaign reelection efforts into high gear. So, he’s offering some wonderful desserts to go along with his Soy Candles, Glass Ornaments and Yoga Pants. This year he’s offering his tasty Monkey bread and delectable Silky Chocolate Balls.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; obama; writer33
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1 posted on 11/30/2011 3:22:14 PM PST by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; Blood of Tyrants; Clint N. Suhks; Cyber Liberty; ...

Satire ping!


2 posted on 11/30/2011 3:23:25 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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Arugala-Tofu Brownies?


3 posted on 11/30/2011 3:25:37 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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:-)


4 posted on 11/30/2011 3:28:01 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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Working his way around campaign finance laws no doubt


5 posted on 11/30/2011 3:29:12 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: writer33

This thread will be removed in 54321...............


6 posted on 11/30/2011 3:30:10 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: writer33

http://obamaschocolatenuts.com/


7 posted on 11/30/2011 3:30:20 PM PST by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: writer33

Payment options include “Send the bill to my kids in 15 years, with interest.”


8 posted on 11/30/2011 3:35:18 PM PST by tacticalogic
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No, kidding.


9 posted on 11/30/2011 3:35:58 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
BARRY has just the right sweet treat for grandma and grandpa.

Obamacare means Soylent Green!

10 posted on 11/30/2011 3:36:14 PM PST by KeyLargo
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2814252/posts

This woman ate Obama’s chocolate balls and had a dream about Obama and then won $200,000 in the lottery! The top prize is $100,000 but she bought 2 tickets with the same numbers.

That is a powerful testimonial for Obama’s balls, donn’t you think?


11 posted on 11/30/2011 3:38:55 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: writer33
Here's a pic of one of the treats:

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12 posted on 11/30/2011 3:40:55 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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Each unique batch of Monkey bread dough is shaped with the letters forming the Obama/Biden 2012 logo. So when you bake it up, you have an edible version of the Obama/Biden 2012 logo staring you right in the face. It will be so exciting that you’ll rip right into it as soon as it comes out of the oven.

That's rich, Chris. Props. Almost as rich as Obama's Chocolate Balls.

13 posted on 11/30/2011 3:40:55 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (To Obama, bipartisanship is giving the opposition the opportunity to do as they are told. (WGensert))
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what... an arugula latte???
14 posted on 11/30/2011 3:43:59 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: writer33

At least his name’s not Schweddy.


15 posted on 11/30/2011 3:46:26 PM PST by Argus
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LOL! Chris. It has got to be good seeing that Brian Williams is smiling...(way to tear into these pukes).


16 posted on 11/30/2011 3:53:21 PM PST by PGalt
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All I can think of to say is EEEUUUWWW! :D


17 posted on 11/30/2011 4:14:33 PM PST by luvie (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: writer33

I think Larry Sinclair wrote and entire book about Barry’s delectable Silky Chocolate Balls, with the forward written by Bill Frist.


18 posted on 11/30/2011 4:39:35 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: KeyLargo

It’s funny, but it’s not funny, KeyLargo. Thanks for posting.


19 posted on 11/30/2011 4:51:22 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GeronL

Now that new story is ridiculous. LOL!


20 posted on 11/30/2011 4:52:08 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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