UNDETECTABLETune: "Unforgettable" As sung by Barry "U.S.D.A." Bonds Undetectable, the cream, the clear Some injectable, right in my rear Like a shot of stuff for human growth Do one cheek, then go and do 'em both Never before Have steroids been more Undetectable in every way Unconnectible, that's how I'll stay Look at me, see the incredible Bulk I've gained but not by edible Means I gained it from some spreadable goo Unregrettable, well worth the risk Record-settable, no asterisk Chasing Aaron, catching up to Ruth Couldn't care less if I tell the truth What matters more Is home runs...