Responding to pressure from the international community, the United Nations ordered enigmatic candy maker William 'Willy' Wonka to submit to chocolate factory inspections Monday.'For years, Wonka has hid the ominous doings of his research facility and development from the outside world,' UN Secretary General Kofi Annan said.'Given the reports of child disappearances, technological advances in glass elevator transport, and Wonka run forced Oompa Loompa forced labor camps, the time has come to put an end to three decades of secrecy in the Wonka regieme.The chocolate making facilities of Wonkas heavily fortified compound have long been the a source of speculation.Wonka,...