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Archbishop Gomez: Health Care MUST Include Illegal Immigrants Lobbying Congress today on the issue San Antonio Archbishop Jose Gomez says any health care reform plan has to include coverage for illegal immigrants, 1200 WOAI news reports. "It must include immigrants, especially legal immigrants, but all immigrants," Gomez told 1200 WOAI news today from Washington DC, where he and other Catholic bishops are meeting with Hispanic members of Congress about health care and immigration reform. "We are concerned about the immigrants," Gomez said. "The immigrants are human persons too, and one way or another, they are going to need health care....

Verboort -- Orville Dalrymple, who has worked for the Verboort Sausage Factory for 32 years, was abducted by Venusians last thusday during his retirement party in the hot dog division facility. He had just been awarded the Golden Weiner for his years of service when an electrical short in the overhead lighting shot a blue flame into his award, creating an Einsteinian space-time warp through which flew a Venusian star cruiser with 16 inch studded snow tires, mud flaps and twin CB whips. Skidding to a stop on the assembly line floor, right next to the skin tube machine, the...