Lyrics: I like to have my burgers Piled high with triple meat. I doubt I'll get Diabetes. Don't amputate my feet. Airline man, don't you charge me 'Cause I need extra space. Shove my seat belt extender in Your condescending face. I'd rather eat a pizza Than jog around the track. I like my portions supersized; Don't have a heart attack. Health plan, please don't fine me 'Cause I ain't losin' weight. At least, I'm not a smoker, now. I simply like cheese steak. Hear song.