I don't know where to start today - there's too much to make sure I hit all the points, but I'll give it a decent shot. Be warned - if you don't like rants, this Ticker isn't for you. First, China: "Chinese premier Wen said America's voracious appetite for debt and "blind pursuit of profit" had led to the worst recession since the Great Depression which has rocked the 2,500-strong political and business elite gathered in the Swiss mountain resort." Premier Wen: Bite me. Let's quit the lying, eh? Since I never intend to visit your corrupt, polluted and putrid...