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  • SHOULD MARCO RUBIO BE THE CUBAN GOVERNOR?

    11/26/2016 7:34:37 PM PST · by DIRTYSECRET · 32 replies
    He can get his executive experience if the Cubans elected to become a protectorate state for say, 10-15 years. Fast forward them into the 21st century so they won't look back. Mittens can be his right-hand man. Release political prisoners from the jails and refill them with ms-13 + nortenos. Win-win-win.
  • Has Anybody Seen My Shovel?

    05/28/2016 6:15:02 PM PDT · by blueunicorn6 · 50 replies
    blueunicorn6 | 5/28/2016 | blueunicorn6
    It was just here. I was using it a couple of days ago to dig a fighting position, and now it's gone. It was probably them darn thieving squirrels who stole it again. They use it to bury walnuts. Thieving squirrels. Can't get a job like everyone else. Just steal, steal, steal. I chopped down a tree that had some kind of squirrel condo in it and you know what I found? A 1966 Ford Mustang. A convertible. What the heck does a squirrel do with a convertible? Drive in parades with the town beauty queen? And they always want...