Breaking News: Deadly Mexican Swine Flu Pandemic Published: April 27,2009 Illegal Aliens: Do NOT Let Swine Flu Ruin Your Cinco de Mayo! Satire By John Lillpop May 5th enjoys a special place in the hearts of Mexican illegal aliens in America. From taking over the streets of major cities to demand "rights" to which they are not entitled, to unruly brawls, Cinco de Mayo captures the true spirit of Mexico and the invading Mexican. However, this May 5th brings with it news of a major health issue that might put a damper on the party mood of even the most...