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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one. President Barack Obama told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.” Obama said that he has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.” Obama said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say that...

THE brazen mum of Shannon Matthews ABANDONED her first baby in a screaming street bust-up over a fiver for ciggies. Karen Matthews expected £15 from a pawn shop for her stereo. But when lover John Bretton got just a tenner she stormed off leaving him with their two-week-old son. Revealing all on his ex's squalid life John said: "Karen's a total slob." READ: Shannon Matthews timeline The mother of abducted Shannon is workshy and cares about nothing except booze and fags, says the first man to father one of her seven kids. HER EX: John felt used John was just...

Activists Protest McNabb's Poor Performance; Say He Lends Credence To Limbaugh                                     by Josh RighterMany Philadelphia Eagles fans are disappointed after quarterback Donovan McNabb's relatively poor performance in today's game against the New York Giants; his low quarterback rating for the game and several misfired and/or sloppy passes are to blame, they say.But there are also those who are disappointed for different, more political reasons."Donovan McNabb had no right to perform badly in today's game," said Richard Sleaner, member of the People Against Racist Remarks organization (PARR), at a press conference held shortly after the game. "His playing validates the disgusting...