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  • Dems More Disliked than Trump [semi-satire]

    03/13/2026 10:52:52 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 March 2026 | John Semmens
    The latest poll of registered voters from NBC News found that President Trump was viewed less unfavorably than the two leading Democrats contenders for the 2028 presidential nomination. Trump's percentages were 41% positive to 53% negative for a net -12%. Gov. California Gavin Newsom's were 27% positive to 45% negative for a net -18%. Former Vice-President Kamala Harris' were 34% positive to 51% negative for a net of -17%. Comparisons for the Republican and Democrat Parties were similar. Voters rated Republicans as 37% positive to 51% negative for a net -14%. Democrats were rated 30% positive to 52% negative for...
  • Biden: 'If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,' People 'Safer' and 'Happier'

    05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT · by Apparatchik · 71 replies
    The Weekly Standard ^ | 14 May 2013 | Daniel Halper
    In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads: Dear Myles, I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy, Joe Biden The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets. “He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be...