<p>The headline tells the story. I don’t know where to go from there.</p>
<p>I guess this would help to explain just who, what, why, when and how of this cartoon-like catastrophe.</p>
<p>A man in Taiwan was playing video games in just his Speedo and decided to make some Ramen noodles. A box of bottle rockets was a little too close to the open flames on the stove and started to fire. The rockets were aimed right at the dude’s crotch.</p>