The White House 1200 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. February 19, 2002 To: Democrat Leadership Thank you for your recent communication roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and El Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. My administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we...