Special Notice from Carnivals Cruise Lines!!!Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVALs CRUISE LINES: Afghanistan Cruise We at Carnivals Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,Cher, Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand,Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to...