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RUSH: Well! Another woman has come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against Al Franken. Franken says he’s not gonna resign. He’s sitting out there contemplating and reflecting, which means he’s trying to remember any others that could come forward and try to get hold of him. If anybody’s gonna hire Hillary Clinton, it would be Al Franken. Yes, another woman has come forward, sexual misconduct allegations against Al Franken. The woman says that Franken inappropriately touched her in 2010. She says that he grabbed her buttocks while taking a photo at the Minnesota state fair. So by my count, Al...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, Al Franken and Bill Clinton found it necessary to have a conversation about the latest developments of sexual harassment and how they are both now in the crosshairs. Our microphones were there. BEGIN PARODY TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: We now take you behind the scenes as Bill Clinton tries to get some much-needed rest. CLINTON: It just won’t quit ringing. Harvey, I told you — FRANKEN: Hi, Bill. This is (mumbling) Franken. CLINTON: Franken? You, too? FRANKEN: (mumbling) CLINTON: A woman says you forcibly kissed her on a USO tour. FRANKEN: Sorry. CLINTON: Well, you could say she...