BROADWAY JOE LEIBERMAN -- THE HARDEST WORKING SENATOR IN SHOW BUSINESS! MIDI - IF I WERE A RICH MAN If I were a rich man...then I wouldn't have to act on weekends for the extra bucks My wife spends each single cent I earn...I can tell you, friends, it sucks If I were a rich man...I would not have to be staying up so late to learn my lines Just one job would be so very nice...yes, indeed, my life would be so fine But when I'm having thoughts that are presidential...money just doesn't grow on trees I need...