by Antenna Wilde Ever since Obama's speech on 3/18/08, one segment keeps ringing in my brain: "I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue, scattered across three continents." Wow… even Eskimo? This guy is good; he genetically associated himself with every person on the planet—in just one sentence. I'm sure that nailed down the Siamese-twin and hermaphrodite vote as well. All he has to do is get those aliens from Area 54 registered, and he's a shoe-in. I'd like to suggest the perfect running mate: Tiger Woods. I'm kind of jealous, that's all....