Posted on 03/19/2008 5:14:11 PM PDT by Antenna Wilde
by Antenna Wilde
Ever since Obama's speech on 3/18/08, one segment keeps ringing in my brain:
"I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue, scattered across three continents."
Wow… even Eskimo? This guy is good; he genetically associated himself with every person on the planet—in just one sentence. I'm sure that nailed down the Siamese-twin and hermaphrodite vote as well. All he has to do is get those aliens from Area 54 registered, and he's a shoe-in. I'd like to suggest the perfect running mate: Tiger Woods.
I'm kind of jealous, that's all. I mean, I'm only part English, Dutch, French and Scot (though my Dad claims we're part Swedish, but only because he had a legendary vacation there). Maybe with the help of genetic engineering, I could infuse the rest of the races into my biological code—then throw in a dolphin, leopard and chimpanzee for posterity.
Obama, Clinton and McCain's genealogies are here. Pretty weird, though strangely enough, Obama has the most links to former presidents.
Now, if we could just teach him how to speak dolphin…
Maybe you got some sheep in you.
Area 51? Or Studio 54?
Either way, you'll have the dancing aliens vote locked up.
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