To all my friends and those who hate me: This is to let y'all know that I have officially outgrown the moniker Longelegantlegs. I have decided on the name Pretty Boots, which I think we can all agree is much more indicative of my deep, insightful commentary, serious nature, and rapidly fading 'hot young chick' status. Please bear with us during this difficult transition time and send your monetary donations c/o Jim Robinson. Thank you. P.S. Guliani still sucks.