Although Canada never looms large on the U.S. radar screen, President Bush lately seems to be waking up each morning and asking himself a question: What can I do today to screw over Jean Chretien? The U.S. president has never warmed to a Canadian prime minister who: a) made clear his preference for Al Gore in the 2000 election; b) golfs regularly with Bill Clinton; and c) refused to make his country part of the "coalition" fighting Gulf War II. In the past few weeks, the Bush administration has seemingly worked overtime in the kitchen to dish up revenge in...