10. Absolutely, without a doubt, the best place to defecate on earth: "I took [my sons] to where I knew Hitler had committed suicide. And we all took a leak. I want my kids, when they're 90 years old, to remember when they were in their teens they pissed on Hitler's grave. Those little memories make all the difference." -- Chris Matthews, host of MSNBC's Hardball, in a speech during Parents Weekend at Brown University where his son goes to school.