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  • Sunday’s Riot Narrative Having Failed, FBI Creates Convenient New Anti-Trump Narrative

    01/19/2021 6:05:55 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 25 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The FBI under Christopher Wray has come to specialize in the creation of laughably false narratives designed to slander President Donald Trump and his supporters. Wray has really shifted that aspect of his propaganda operation into high gear in the wake of the clearly stolen presidential election that he and his raging dumpster fire agency helped to secure through rank indifference and refusal to investigate. Yesterday, we talked about the failure of the FBI’s prophesied “violent riots” it falsely claimed were being planned by Trump supporters to magically materialize in all 50 state capitals on Sunday: Speaking of “violent riots,”...
  • What If You Held A Riot And Nobody Came?

    01/19/2021 5:33:17 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-19-21 | MOTUS
    It appears that is exactly what happened to the leftists attempting to burn the country down and blame the right for the fires. The State Capital Rallies – well attended by military, police (yes, the same police that the left wanted to defund last summer) and BLM/Antifa wasn’t able to lure many of their arch-enemies (us) into their trap this time. Let’s check our a random sample from fly-over country.Michigan: Michigan State Police, FBI, National Guard prepare for armed protests, potential violence in Lansing (small crowd as Gretchen has forbidden large ones)Michigan State Police patrol the perimeter of the State...
  • Tuesday News Roundup: Racism Causes Climate Change and Rep. Steve Cohen is a Creep

    01/19/2021 4:54:57 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The narrative to make being a Trump supporter illegal is gaining steam. – We’ve all known that Tennessee Democrat Steve Cohen is one of the most disgusting creeps in the U.S. congress, an often incoherent creep who looks like a villain from a bad serial killer movie. Yesterday, he provided additional proof of his basic slimy-ness by advancing the growing Democrat/media narrative that being a Trump supporter is something that should be outlawed. During an appearance on CNN, Cohen labeled any and all of the 80% or so of National Guard members who supported the President as being likely threats...
  • Utterly Pathetic: Biden Inauguration Rehearsal Cancelled – You Won’t Believe the Reason Why

    01/18/2021 9:29:49 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 58 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Honestly, it’s hard to even know what to say about the utterly pathetic state of this country anymore. Monday morning the DC Swamp was supposed to conduct a rehearsal of the imaginary inauguration ceremony to be conducted for its designated sock-puppet-in-waiting, China Joe Potato Head Biden. But the whole thing got cancelled when dark smoke began rising several blocks away. The source of the dark smoke? Oh, you have to wait for that – read it in this clip from a story at JustTheNews.com: VDO.AI The rehearsal on Capitol Hill on Monday for Joe Biden’s inauguration was cancelled and those...
  • Biden's Rescue Plan Will Destroy Jobs [semi-satire]

    01/18/2021 9:28:13 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    A week ahead of being inaugurated, President Joe Biden announced his $1.9 trillion plan to stimulate the economy. The plan is a list of handouts--$1,400 checks to individuals (including illegal immigrants), unemployment bonus payments, a $15 per hour minimum wage, bailouts for improvident state and local governments, student debt forgiveness, transit subsidies, and "health equity" grants. Economist Stephen Moore estimates that "this so-called stimulus package will cost four million jobs. None of the elements of this plan reward or encourage work or investment—the two main drivers of economic prosperity and growth. A better plan would be a one-year cut of...
  • Children Are Bringing Cookies To National Guard Troops In DC

    01/18/2021 7:33:30 AM PST · by Onthebrink · 16 replies
    19Forty Five ^ | 1/18/2021 | Harry Kazianis
    A little something to brighten everyone's day. Random acts of kindness can go a long way these days. In that spirit, the below is especially touching as we all pray that no more acts of violence will occur in the coming days.
  • Watering The Tree By Which You’ll Hang: The Liberal Path to Utopia

    01/18/2021 6:10:32 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-18-21 | MOTUS
    The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot sayJ.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the RingAlong that road you will come upon many trees.The Tree of Life and Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil among themSome you will climb, some will provide you with fruit in season, some you will cut down for firewood or to build...
  • Monday News Roundup: FBI Conducts Accidental Florida Sting as its Predicted Violent Riots Fail to Materialize

    01/18/2021 4:55:00 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 13 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece uses heavy video content.] Speaking of “violent riots,” where were they yesterday? – Hey, remember when the FBI held a big press conference 8 or 9 days ago and warned the nation that they had “intelligence” (such an ironic word when used in context of this raging dumpster fire of corruption and incompetence) indicating that the evil Trump supporters were planning to stage “violent riots” in all 50 state capitals on January 17? Yeah, we all remember that, don’t we? So, yesterday was January 17, and it turned out that the FBI’s warning was just the latest...
  • What a National $15 Minimum Wage Looks Like

    01/18/2021 4:44:37 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 64 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    I posted the photo below on my Facebook account on Sunday with the caption “Live photograph of what a national $15 minimum wage looks like:” Some readers mistakenly took that post as an attack on poor people, which of course completely misses the point. The point is that, once the government requires fast food businesses to dramatically increase the costs associated with the jobs they provide, many, perhaps most, of those jobs will simply go away, and the workers at, say, McDonalds will increasingly be displaced by the technology seen in the photo. I got my first actual job when...
  • AOC Calls for Ministry of Truth [semi-satire]

    01/17/2021 10:01:19 AM PST · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Concerned that “free speech can be abused by enemies of the Biden Administration to undermine its policies and programs,” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is calling for “the creation of a commission or some similar agency to rein in media who deviate from the truth.” While the United States has relied on the First Amendment’s guarantee of freedom of speech for the last 230 years to prevent the government from censoring criticism of itself, Ocasio-Cortez contends that “the anarchy allowed by our Constitution is not up to the task of shepherding the American people toward the democratic socialism voters just endorsed...
  • It Has Come To My Attention…

    01/17/2021 5:55:52 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-17-21 | MOTUS
    I’m fairly certain that everyone living with First World problems is familiar with the Sad Cat Diaries and their documentation of his grievances.It’s been over 6 years since they were originally released and given the mood of the country I feel it’s time for a re-release; this time on Twitter, with a new narrator. I’m thinking Mr. Tweet hisself, Sad Sack Jack. Based solely on the ratty beard, new tats and nose-ring I’d say he’s currently having a mid-life crisis which makes him perfect for the part. I’m thinking we could just rename them the Sad Jack Diaries and have...
  • Sunday News Roundup: Southern Invasion Begins Anew; Bowser Plans Permanent DC Police State

    01/17/2021 4:56:11 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 28 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece includes heavy video content.] Police State America Update. – Just as they didn’t really even try to hide their plan to steal the 2020 presidential election, Democrats aren’t even trying to hide their intentions about turning the country into a police state, starting with the nation’s capital anymore, folks. DC Mayor Muriel Bowser, whose active encouragement of nightly BLM/Antifa riots in her city last summer and fall has turned DC into the civil unrest capital of America, has insisted on activating no fewer than 26,000 National Guard personnel to protect her party’s sock puppet-elect while he is...
  • Rand Paul: GOP Leadership is About to “Destroy the Republican Party”

    01/17/2021 4:52:24 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 42 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Proof that Rand Paul reads DBDailyUpdate? – Probably not, but the Kentucky Senator does seem to agree with the piece I wrote yesterday that contends that the collapse we are seeing at Fox News right now is a canary in the coal mine for the Republican Party. From the story at DailyWire: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) soberly predicted Friday that the Republican Party will be destroyed and hemorrhage a third of its members if party leadership votes to convict President Donald Trump during a second impeachment trial. During an interview with Fox News host Laura Ingraham, Paul described the second...
  • Objections to Electoral Votes [semi-satire]

    01/16/2021 9:36:11 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Despite hundreds of witness affidavits attesting to election "irregularities," videos of suspicious behavior in some vote counting locations, thousands of ballots in the names of dead people being cast, precinct turnouts exceeding 100% of eligible voters in numerous areas, never folded mailed-in ballots, and dozens of malfunctioning vote counting machines—all of which supported the hypothesis that the presidential election may have been stolen, Democrats are currently eager to punish anyone who questions the outcome. Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) called the raising of questions "dangerously divisive. Trump and his supporters are undermining the legitimacy of the election. It is the patriotic...
  • VIDEO: The Achiote Miracle that Will Change the Way You Barbecue

    01/16/2021 9:12:55 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 38 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 16, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIn this video I demonstrate how to make marinade out of Achiote paste that will drastically improve the quality of your barbecue food, especially chicken. In fact, I have never been satisfied with the quality of barbecue chicken...until I barbecued chicken using Achiote.It is very easy to prepare the Achiote marinade as I demonstrate in this video. It will greatly improve both the taste and texture of your food.Brining: 1 tbsp kosher salt 1 tsp crushed thymeMarinade: 3 oranges squeezed 2 limes squeezed 1 tsp kosher salt 1 tsp cummin 1 tsp crushed peppercorns 3 cloves crushed garlic 1.75 oz...
  • The DC Swamp UniParty is Creating an American Police State

    01/16/2021 7:18:30 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 26 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Now that the impeachment scam has been completed, the narrative-creators will start letting the truth about what really happened in the Capitol riot on January 6 to start dribbling out. Thus it is that today we see the narrative creators at the Department of Justice who rashly promoted a false claim that those who entered the Capitol that day were planning to “capture and assassinate” various lawmakers, including Mike Pence and San Fran Nan Pelosi suddenly walking that claim back. From a story at Townhall.com: Justice Department attorneys have walked back the claim that Capitol rioters planned to “capture and...
  • Saturday News Roundup: Fox News is the Canary in the Coal Mine for the GOP

    01/16/2021 4:57:12 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 51 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Fox News is an object lesson for the Republican Party. – The corrupt news media is filled these days with reports about the rapidly declining ratings situation at Fox News. After dominating the cable news landscape for the last 15-20 years and guffawing daily as its competitors aired content whose audience could fit into a phone booth, Fox suddenly finds itself trailing behind both CNN and MSNBC, and badly. As I pointed out earlier this week, Fox, which at one point boasted 18 of the 20 top-rated cable news programs, now has just two – The Five and Tucker Carlson...
  • We’ll Be Fine, We Just Need A God’s Comma

    01/16/2021 4:41:04 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-16-21 | MOTUS
    No, no actually you’re not, you’re missing an apostrophe.That’s all I can muster today kids, I’m completely tapped out and I’m conserving my strength for the coming week which is bound to be trying. So get your ducks in a row,and Caturday on. Please do your best to avoid chewing your nails, it serves no purposeand odds are good you’re going to need them for self defense down the road.In summary then: we’re okay, we just need to buy an apostrophe.“An apostrophe is a comma to the top; that’s God’s comma” - Peter MaylePosted from: MOTUS A.D.
  • Bill Would Ban Trump from Capitol [semi-satire]

    01/15/2021 8:53:10 PM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Calling last week's riot at the US Capitol "the worst thing that has ever happened in America," Rep. Nikema Williams (D-GA) has filed a bill that would permanently bar Donald Trump from entering the building. "Above all else, members of Congress deserve to feel safe as they go about conducting the people's business," she said. "I, for one, would be greatly reassured if I knew that the Capitol Police were to be authorized to shoot him on sight should he ever attempt to enter this sacred place." Inasmuch as Trump was not in the Capitol when the riot took place,...
  • We’re All Terrorists Now

    01/15/2021 6:02:49 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-15-21 | MOTUS
    Here we are wrapping up another week of no kraken. There was just a slight trickle of true facts that managed to slip under the MainStream KultureKlub’s lockdown and blockade. Facts such as this. Catherine Herridge, formerly of Fox News and more recently with CBS News, reports investigators think those pipebombs found at the RNC and DNC on January 6 may have been intended to divert law enforcement away from the Capitol itself at a crucial moment. That would also suggest somebody with a command and control structure for the planned riot.Herridge also notes that the crucial window for understanding...