Posted on 01/17/2021 5:55:52 AM PST by NOBO2012
I’m fairly certain that everyone living with First World problems is familiar with the Sad Cat Diaries and their documentation of his grievances.
It’s been over 6 years since they were originally released and given the mood of the country I feel it’s time for a re-release; this time on Twitter, with a new narrator. I’m thinking Mr. Tweet hisself, Sad Sack Jack.
Based solely on the ratty beard, new tats and nose-ring I’d say he’s currently having a mid-life crisis which makes him perfect for the part. I’m thinking we could just rename them the Sad Jack Diaries and have him re-record all the sad cat’s original grievances along with any new ones he and his little friends wish to file.
Dear Diary: The authorities have punished me for taking a crap on the living room floor. This despite my efforts to distribute the litter evenly throughout the house. I am convinced that they are mad men, devoid of reason.
The first time the authorities demanded Sad Jack explain his actions to Congress
Dear Diary: The squirrel was back again today. It mocks me. I will try and release my mind from this torment and groom myself. For four hours.
Rasputin and Mr. Potato Head air their grievances before Congress in November
Dear Diary: I have decided to plead with the authorities to rub my belly. I think it will do me good in my current condition. I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one, and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol. Wish me luck.
Dear Diary: My attempts to destroy the terrible plant have all been for naught. Somehow, almost as if by some evil magic, a new one has appeared in its place.
I will have to start over now. Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.
You are correct about that, Sad Jack. The ultimate Authority will see to it.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
By the end of 2021, profits for both Facebook and Twitter will be a problem....both eating up cash-flow and letting more costly employees go as Christmas approaches.
They are both too big to be sold off at this point, and that really limits the direction they can go and correct their long-term problems.
Really? Here's my prediction. Yes, cash flow will be an issue in the short term. In the long term they will survive by continuing to openly collude to attack competitors in a manner that in a time of rule of law would end up with them being charged under anti-trust laws. The DOJ will look the other way, though, as long as they continue to silence opposition to the illegitimate regime that will be installed on Jan 20.
Such a ray of sunshine I am, right?
Ah, but they have the Emperor's ear. You say "too big to be sold off" but they say "too big to fail".
It's only natural for a "partnership" between Big Tech and FedGov to form here. A lot of folks say it already has. All they need is to formalize a few things. Biden gets permanent campaign support and Media bias, Big Tech gets the monopoly on public internet, airwaves, servers, towers, etc.
EZPZ
There is no cure for stupidity. These fools think intelligence and educated are the same thing. They are not.
More like “Sack of $4!t Jack”...
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