So you say your Android Phone has seized up and you're unable to access all that Intarweb Goodness*, let alone make phone calls? Have all other remedies failed?Is that what's got ya down, Bucky?WELL, I'VE GOT THE TOUGH LOVE CURE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE. Here are the steps for performing a "hard reset" of your Android phone.But this is the Nookyular Option, so only follow these steps if all other reset attempts have Epically Failed. Why do I post this? Just because it might not otherwise come up in Polite Conversation. Make sure your Android phone is off. The screen...