Fellow freepers, for an interesting tidbit of "humor," I thought I'd like to share a story with y'all. I'm housesitting for my parents right now and at about 6:00 or so, the phone rings. I check the caller ID and it reads "Unknown Number". Immediately I go into time-to-make-fun-of-another-telemarketer-without-them-realizing-it mode. I pick up the phone and hear a slight pause...suddenly, a voice comes on the line: "Hello, this is the 1 Minute Presidential Poll. Please stay on the line to answer this two question survey." I figure, "What the hell, I'll do it. It's only two questions, who can it...