WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF SANTA WERE AMERICAN INDIAN At bed time, kids would leave RC Cola and frybread for the big guy. He would wear a red turtleneck to hide his hickeys. Santa's new moccasins would be made out of Dasher. There would be a bingo packer under every tree. His elves would never show up for work on Friday's and sometimes Monday's too. He would be able to navigate his sleigh by pointing his lips. His sleigh would need a boost every other state or province. His outfit would consist of a red flannel ribbon shirt, with...