So what will life be like this Saturday -- the day after "The Day After Tomorrow" opens? Will Bush's reelection campaign be finished and John Kerry guaranteed the presidency, as the Guardian newspaper has predicted? Will environmentalists seize their "teachable moment", harness a fearful and outraged public, and strongarm Congress into "seeing the light" and resuscitating the Kyoto Protocol? In other words, will liberals get their fairy tale ending? In a word: Nope. For the most part, "The Day After Tomorrow" is your typical disaster movie, albeit one that combines virtually every weather disaster you can imagine. It's a chance...